Fashion together an origami birthday hat.
Wear said birthday hat, and repeat after me.
I will log KO Tastic because it's the only god damn predominant English played server in the PS Scene.
There are no cheats on KO Tastic.
The only thing lacking is guys like me and my friends playing.
Now go round up your espanola brothers, and call in the Turkish and their Ottoman Empire. While you're at it, invite the Ho Chi brigade to follow suit and someone pull the tin can and string out of hiding, and notify the Brazilians to stop on by.
I'm enjoying the server, but too many of you fuckers are pussying out. You know this server is the perfect farm. But you're scurred, and you're ruining my buzz.