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What to expect from a turkish KO party
Pk, farming or events, all the same for these wonderful creatures!
Expect to get 1500 instead of undy as a level 80
Expect to get 200 AC even if your priest is 70 and at juraid (rare heal / buff build)
Expect to be instantly blamed the moment when someone loots garbage
Expect to have someone asking for pots because he ran out
Expect to have the melees immediately activate genie in a hard spot (ie: booro)
Expect to not see any archer with the 5% drain for deva bird
Expect to have all of them tunnel vision focus on the priest, while their party dies at the back
Expect for the mage to not use party tp scroll
Expect for the BP to not have a shield
Expect them to snap at you even if they're blatantly wrong
Expect to have one guy throw away the entire event just because of a minor nuisance. Spam ESC at town, go naked to the enemy spawn, etc.
Expect assassins to double drain a monster that is already at 50% hp or less
Expect parasite to be rarely applied in exp, and if it is, it will be on the monster that is already dying, instead of the one that just spawned.
Expect a lot of hoodwink, cleave and mp recover weapons even on high level monsters.
Expect people to leave one after another like a chain reaction, turning a possible party reforming into an impossible task
Expect people to mindlessly flock to the popular exp slots, instead of trying new or better ones (ie: titans over balogs or booro)
Expect people to randomly R attack mobs to death thinking nobody will notice
Expect to have that one archer range attacking paramuns instead of using shower / multi
Expect people to go in one by one after a wipe or in a new fight
Expect warriors to have sprint on as they ask for swift
Expect warriors to never clear wolf even if requested
Expect people to start ksing you just because
Expect the ksers that need a kill quest still try to take as much exp as they can instead of aiming for last hits
Expect them to all go repair at the same time
Expect lots of 'wc' breaks
Expect lots of random AFKing
Expect LOTS of anger if you dare complain about their AFKing
Expect your priest to only use 10k and 960 aoe heals. What are single heals?
Expect your priest to go out of his way and out of safety just to cast malice on some guy
Expect mages to only use ignition at all times
Expect mages to not know how to fight juraid's bone dragons and leech kings
Expect mages to not know how to pull the next juraid mini-boss. Instead, they'll focus on aoeing dooms for 2% of their total hp per nova.
Expect to see the most bizarre of build combos. Fire mage with crimson set using a wood staff with lightning damage.
Expect mages to only use instantly magic on 1. meteor fall or 2. blink
Expect to never see a mage or a priest casting gate as a last resort for getting away
Expect to never see sins using illusion even though it can be just as devastating as Massive against sins focusing your helpless party member
Expect no warrior to ever use scorpion scythes
Expect no priest to ever use reverse life in pvp
Expect no priest to ever use restore heals
Expect no priest to ever use cure disease in heavy DoT cases
Expect almost no priest to ever DoT deva bird when lacking a mage
Expect no archer to ever DoT deva bird when lacking a mage or a rational priest
Expect getting tped to death, whether it is from a troll guy in a trans. scroll or in pk
Expect your INT priest to get massive'd every now and then by the enemy
Expect your party members to chase chase and chase
Expect ninja looting at all times
Expect to get looted shit right before mage escapes to deva
Expect your mage or priest to DoT the deva from within its attack range, and then proceed to get 1 shot
Expect to have at least one 'scout' rogue at deva time, always stealthing up to 'check if humans come' even if deva is at 10%
Expect your mage to take at least 5 seconds to escape to the next room in juraid
Expect your mages to never AoE Kocatris, Red dragons, etc. even if there's 3 or more of them
Expect your priest to not buff you again if you die to a juraid monster, you have to ask for 30 seconds or so
Expect your warriors to not have 80 skill
Expect your party leader (who is making an exp party) to fill up the party and then be like oops we need buffer.
Expect your mage in Juraid to escape your party and start looting fossils because he died and missed his black/green/blue gem drop.
Expect your mages to keep attacking 5% hp deva, with half of your party dead, while all 8 humans just dropped down and are also hitting it for a KS.
Expect a random turk to keep his autoloot fairy enabled in juraid and then spam PARRDONNNN yet its too late because people already rage afk.
Expect your priest in juraid to not buff you until the monster is being pulled in the first room, wasting a lot of time for everyone.
Expect your melees in juraid to start attacking in the first room unbuffed, because the priest took too long to buff, and die in 1 hit.
Expect your mage in juraid to pull the monster in the first room, even if everyone is unbuffed / not even there / afk.
More to come!
Such interesting specimen, I wish I could study in depth what goes on inside those empty looking skulls.
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Originally Posted by razor
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