any body help me translating this please :S

[AlextraEG]

hello guys
am from egypt and just recieved this message on my phone and i canot translate it
and i dont know even what language is this :S

the message :
salam wan,kzue ni..nk ckp psl zakat johor ni..kzue xpasti kta kne isi lg ke x borg utk dpt zakat johor.. tutup prmhonan 10/11...
can any body help me translating it into english please ?

[mrsexyness]

you re going to get owned by a camel ;D ??

[henkish]

looks like the messages i use to send when im drunk

[KOnewb1984]

looks like the messages i use to send when im drunk

hahahaha

Drunk texting FTW

[extince]

looks like the messages i use to send when im drunk

hahaha

chars

[zecabr]

think its turkey coz of "selam", dont know the rest tho lol.

[Darki]

hello guys

can any body help me translating it into english please ?

*cough* morgue is elsewhere *cough*

[uytiuhui]

think its turkey coz of "selam", dont know the rest tho lol.

not turkish, i think polish or russian

[hoDoo]

think its turkey coz of "selam", dont know the rest tho lol.

not turkish mayeb polish

[LurtzMF]

looks like czech...but only first few words
try google translator xD

[Odi]

Im polish but even if i was drunk i could have never write something like this its not Czech also ;p
lol funny ;D

[zecabr]

its a mix of every language in the world lulz.

[ridwan]

think its turkey coz of "selam", dont know the rest tho lol.

its salam not selam aq nd thts no way Turkish lol

[ciekawy]

maeby its E.T language

[mrmagic2009]

roughly translated:

Hi there, I'm a borg, remember we met on 10/11? i love you