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    so im walking around morodon today, after not logging on for a while and noticed some of the item descriptions were just retarded:

    here are a few:

    Mage Leather Boots:

    "a pair of shoes that would look good on a mage"

    (the description is given for the dumbasses that didnt understand the Mage, in mage leather boots)

    ....

    Mirage Sword:

    "seeing this sword brandished about is like looking at a mirage"

    ...

    Shard

    "a dagger meaning sharply broken fragment" (they literally give you the dictionary definition of the word)


    my favorite:

    Raptor

    "strong scythe-type weapon whose violence can also affects yourself"

    ????

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    lol u got bored and looked what it says on weapon?

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    so im walking around morodon today, after not logging on for a while and noticed some of the item descriptions were just retarded:

    here are a few:

    Mage Leather Boots:

    "a pair of shoes that would look good on a mage"

    (the description is given for the dumbasses that didnt understand the Mage, in mage leather boots)

    ....

    Mirage Sword:

    "seeing this sword brandished about is like looking at a mirage"

    ...

    Shard

    "a dagger meaning sharply broken fragment" (they literally give you the dictionary definition of the word)
    my favorite:

    Raptor

    "strong scythe-type weapon whose violence can also affects yourself"

    ????[/b]
    no preoblem in the meanings of the items descriptions imo, only problem is they are too long waht maks the items go out of your screen which makes half the buyng merchants pointless coz u cant see the prices they offer

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    Mage Leather Boots:

    "a pair of shoes that would look good on a mage"[/b]
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

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    Dumbest must be the wrong ones. Skull (was Skelton) Item upgrade. Philum a spear for throwing(I wish).

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    most of the sentence r pritty dumb... but nvm.... i never care of em.... made by elfs n bulls and dunno w/e....

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    the one for glave is like 100 word long
    and yea the descriptions are retarded

    and if u ever notice the things the monsters say when they die, some of them are pretty funny

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    lol, k2 doesn&#39;t even tries anymore >_<

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    mirage dagger

    &#39;a dagger of mirage&#39; or smth like that

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    best is priest fabric decription

    &#39;armor for novice priest&#39; or something

    funny when a lvl 80 bp with fab 9 rapes u in cz :P
    wearing &#39;novice&#39; armor

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    lol, I always read this texts. Sometimes it makes me laugh so hard. But I donít know which item was it.

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    Tbl edit them so you can have ur own text

    would like to read

    Raptor
    -It&#39;s a weapon-

    Priest Impact
    -LoL-

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    Priest Impact
    -LoL-[/b]
    love this 1 hahahahah xD

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    so im walking around morodon today, after not logging on for a while and noticed some of the item descriptions were just retarded:

    here are a few:

    Mage Leather Boots:

    "a pair of shoes that would look good on a mage"

    (the description is given for the dumbasses that didnt understand the Mage, in mage leather boots)

    ....

    Mirage Sword:

    "seeing this sword brandished about is like looking at a mirage"

    ...

    Shard

    "a dagger meaning sharply broken fragment" (they literally give you the dictionary definition of the word)
    my favorite:

    Raptor

    "strong scythe-type weapon whose violence can also affects yourself"

    ????[/b]
    laughing at k2 fail is always fun

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    hahah mage boot shit is pretty funny!!!

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