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Hello, I am the BP

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    Default Hello, I am the BP

    Hello, I am the BP

    I am the Battle Preist, maybe you have heard of me??

    I am the one who is doing the melee demeges on you.

    Or sometimes also, the monster - but that is hard, because several people do not like it when I do that.

    Sometimes I am said to "Hey yous, you BP. Get in the "BACK AND TOSSA LE HEALZ AND +++++"

    I el oh el at this notion - and substitute my own. Often times my BPing has gotten me trouble - for example:

    Many people don't want me to go with them to Krowaz

    Or even to simpler places, like adventuring inside of a Abyss Dungeon.

    But I know what I can be capable of doing!! Even the Orcs has known of me.

    I have already beaten the Knight Onlining because of BP. Felankor and Ultima have been vanquished:

    YOU CAN DO THIS AS A WARRIOR? NO! ONLY THE BP!!

    What was the last thing going through Felankors head as I smashed it with my hammer? I will give you a hint - it rhymes with "OH GOD HE IS THE BP!!"

    Sometimes when I can finally find pals to do the raidings, I let them know the score right away. I tell THEM who the BP is. They don't forget at all.

    So in conclusion, everybody I wanted you to know me, the BP. One day when more people are BP, I will look behind me and see less raising hands making girly heal magics. They will instead be making bruises - OR HOLES with weapons. Onto their enemies' faces, I think.

    AND BEHIND ME will be the rogues, who are left behind. And I will say LOLrogue. They will say "YOU ARE THE BP?? I HAVE BEEN PEW PEWED" and cry. I will look at them and solemnly say "Yes, I am the BP, it is time for me to go now, because I have bosses to pew."


    Thank you for reading bye!
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    KataNoob Senior Member blood_warrior's Avatar
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    No, I am the BP.

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    OMG its the BP!

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    my mom said I am THE bp! and my mom's always right!

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    Respect to all BPs.

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    Axeman Im Reading this whilst very high and know that you must be so very monged aswell.

    I loved this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EG4L View Post
    Axeman Im Reading this whilst very high and know that you must be so very monged aswell.

    I loved this.

    highstyle is a lifestyle

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    im PB - punkbuster

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    GoGoGo BP's

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    Sergeant Senior Member AlwaysDown's Avatar
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    What?... wait wait.. What?

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    If anyone here has seen the wow forums, did this remind you of all the Hello I am the RET keylogging posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yatta View Post
    If anyone here has seen the wow forums, did this remind you of all the Hello I am the RET keylogging posts?
    Hmm, google google ...... Oh yeah. Was still funny without knowing the joke.


    I am the retribution paladin, maybe you have heard of me??

    I am the one who is doing the melee dps on you.
    Or sometimes also, the monster - but that is hard, because several people do not like it when I do that.

    Sometimes I am said to "Hey yous, you ret. Get in the "BACK AND TOSSA LE HEALZ"

    I el oh el at this notion - and substitute my own. Often times my retting has gotten me trouble - for example:

    Many people don't want me to go with them to Karazhan
    keylogger.url

    Or even to simpler places, like adventuring inside of a shadow laboratory:
    keylogger.url

    Once I even was reported into the AFK's for being specced ret in a battleground:
    keylogger.url

    But I know what I can be capable of doing!! Even the Alliance has known of me:
    keylogger.url

    I have already beaten the World of Warcrafting because of ret. The king and Regent Lord have been vanquished:
    YOU CAN DO THIS AS A ROGUE? NO! ONLY THE RET!!
    keylogger.url

    What was the last thing going through General Stormpike's head as I smashed it with my hammer? I will give you a hint - it rhymes with "OH GOD HE IS THE RET!!"
    keylogger.url

    Sometimes when I can finally find pals to do the raidings, I let them know the score right away. I tell THEM who the ret is:
    keylogger.url
    They don't forget at all.

    So in conclusion, everybody I wanted you to know me, the ret. One day when more people are ret, I will look behind me and see less twriling fingers making girly heal magics. They will instead be making bruises - OR HOLES with weapons. Onto their enemies' faces, I think. One day, I will show up for the Karazhan raid, and I will see:
    keylogger.url

    AND BEHIND ME will be the rogues, who can not spell their own class, who are left behind. And I will say LOLrogue. They will say "YOU ARE THE RET?? I HAVE BEEN PEW PEWED" and cry. I will toss them a 34 crit heal and solemnly say "Yes, I am the ret, it is time for me to go now, because I have raid bosses to pew." In their anguish and keyboard turning, their A and D keys will explode, leaving them POWERLESS and UNABLE TO MOVE LEFT OR RIGHT - then, we strike in unison.

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    lol haha

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    Hillarius, +1 xD

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