need help translating some mail in turkish i got...

[mrmagic2008]

need help trying translating these emails...

mail 1:


mail 2:


mail 3:


mail 4:


mail 5:


thanks in advance.

[KrepiN]

pretty much calling u a noob

[ILoveYouToo]

in the first one he invited you to a tea party in london.

[KoOOok]

in the first one he invited you to a tea party in london.[/b]

+27000 hahaha tea party in london ftw :P

then in no.2 he invites him on burger king o_O?

[Swizly]

no mc donald

[S1ncM4ster]

Stop spaming and making jokes and if anyone knows help the guy :angry: *coughcough(just kidding) :P cough

[tompsu]

in the first one he invited you to a tea party in london.[/b]

AHAHAH ROFL XD

Anyway they are saying "fuck you" and calling you noob :P I dont understand more

[Many]

Hate mails ftw! from the mail's it looks like you pwned some noobs in PvP... All I could understand was the bad words, and there's a couple of em there xD

[Rad_Archer]

I get 2-3 of these almost everyday after pk. I asked one of my turkish bros what they were saying and they were always something about phuking dogs, hacker, noob, son of a goat, etc. He always tonedd own what they said and always felt bad for translating it, so I stopped asking. Good stuff.

[Speed]

why would u even care what does mail say dude lol... just delete them and move on

[chook]

lol he calls u a big n00b

[OmegaXninja]

haha hes calling you a noob and by the looks of it they are pissed off lol

[nathan16]

He wants to have your children and make them noobs like himself.

[tolgahan]

they all say u run and cant do vs but after other ppl come ,u start to attack too , other says u use leg cut , asking if u can play without leg cut and one of them says "i ll find u in ardream" + they call u noob

[warriorsPriest]

well those words they use are just random turkish everyone knows (if he plays ko for a while now)..
Joined: 5-August 07 so I'd say you should know those words..
now I believe
1) you are just wanting to show off how "good" you are and how your "skill" pwns everyone
or
2) you are just trying to be funny


just my 5 cents