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This is a discussion on New K2 News within the General Chat forums, part of the Knight Online (ko4life.com) category; Hello Knight Online Players, Knight Online has hit maximum capacity for several straight days, hitting record numbers! Due to our ...
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    Hello Knight Online Players,

    Knight Online has hit maximum capacity for several straight days, hitting record numbers! Due to our considerable infrastructure upgrades, solid uptime and countless other improvements in the last couple months, Knight Online has hit new heights with the size of our gaming community.

    As our servers hit capacity, we wanted to remind you that upgrading your account to Premium is the sure fire way to get to the front of the line, and best bet to adventure and PVP within the Knight World when you want to!

    Bronze Premium is under 9 bucks, and gets you:

    - Preferred game access 24/7
    - 20% Increased EXP earned from monsters
    - Increased item drop rate
    - Reduced experience loss upon death
    - Increased NPC item sell price
    - 50% discount on item repair price

    Check it out here at: http://www.knightonlineworld.com/bronze_premium.php

    Thank you for making Knight Online one of the most popular MMORPGs on the Internet!

    - The Knight Online Team



    Translation for all you non english bullshit speakers



    Hello Knight Online Players,

    Knight Online has been seeing very little players in the last several days, hitting record LOW numbers! Due to our considerable infrastructure screwups, solid downtime and countless other major security problems in the last couple months, Knight Online has hit new heights with the amount of people leaving our game each day.

    As we lower server capacity, we wanted to remind you that upgrading your account to Premium is the sure fire way to actually play, and best bet to adventure and PVP within the Knight World when you want to (since we will be soon taking CZ off of server 2's to make more buy premium)!

    Bronze Premium is under 9 bucks, and gets you:

    - Preferred game access 24/7
    - 20% Increased EXP earned from monsters
    - Increased item drop rate
    - Reduced experience loss upon death
    - Increased NPC item sell price
    - 50% discount on item repair price
    - 100% increase in chance of getting hacked
    - 20% increase in the chance of getting a response from customer support


    Please dear god buy our premium here: http://www.knightonlineworld.com/bronze_premium.php

    Thank you for making Knight Online one of the most popular MMORPGs on the Internet! Please dont leave the game since the game sucks.- The Knight Online Team



    I might have missed a few corporate Bullshit translations so please excuse me for those errors.

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    Hehe lol

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    o.O

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    lmao
    nice one :lol:

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    lol nice translation

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    ROFL, Insanely good translating skills.

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    k2 bastards
    finally i understand felix' sig (k2 do not steal your money, you let them take it)













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    now translate it to turkish

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    muhauahuahua nice1

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    very clever :P

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    >.< oOo thats good

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    now translate it to turkish [/b]
    Slm Knight Online Babas!

    Alưnưr premưum! FREE KOXP!! NO BAN!!

    - Knight Online Aga

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    You flame the company and game, but still you are level 80. Funny, funny....

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    normally i think these topics are a time waste, but i found that funny xD

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    You flame the company and game, but still you are level 80. Funny, funny....[/b]

    I flame there Bullshit. This "news" is nothing more than corporate BS trying to make us buy more premium. Thanks for all the nice remarks guys.

    I especially like the turkish translation!! hahahha

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