*ring*

[Dumar]

So you mean to tell me that you're an alien living with a modern, middle-class family and that you're trapped here until you can contact your home planet so they can come by and pick you up.

Yes! Can you please help me out here?

Never call here again. *click*

God dammit! Hmm...wait, I know who I can call.

*ring ring*

Hello?

Let me speak to the Captain!

It's for you.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise speaking!

Hi, yes, listen, you have to help me. I'm an alien that's been trapped on Earth, a middle-class American family is keeping me prisoner in the 1980s. They never let me leave the house, and they feed me stray cats...it's awful! I have no way of getting back to my home planet, and you're my last hope of ever getting home. Please! Help me!

You say you're calling from the late 1980s, and are being held against your will by American family in the middle of suburbia, and we're supposed to swing right around and pick you up?

Yes! Exactly!



Never call here again. *click*

WAIT!

[Dumar]

Hello?
Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?
Morpheus?
Yes. I've been looking for you, Neo. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're going to do.
Who's coming for me?
Stand up and see for yourself.
...
Theres nobody there. Is this really Morpheus?
...
*click*

[Gollum]

LMAO 111111111111OENEONEONEONE!!!!!

[userbin]

remember kids, dont do drugs...

[0wnoR]

JESUS CHRIST_TR

omg hahahahaha :lol: :lol:

[lutz]

Originally posted by userbin
remember kids, dont do drugs...

I promise mommy, no more!

[Dumar]

*chirp chirp*

Kirk here.

Message coming in from Earth, sir.

Put it through.

Captain Kirk, please, you must help me. I don't know who else to turn to.

Who is this? State your business!

My name is Alf, I crash landed on Earth in the 1980s, in the middle of white suburbia. I've been taken prisoner by an Earth family and held against my will. I can't get back home, and they're running out of cats! You have to help me!





...so what you're telling me is that you're an alien being being held prisoner by a white suburban middle-class family, in the 1980s?

Please, I know it's insane. I'm desperate!



SET COURSE FOR 1986

Score!

[morax]

Dumar Seriously.....

http://www.perryclaymanproject.org.uk/

£300 a week i will set up a paypal we can book you in mate

[Flam3_Arch3r]

Dumar FTW! XD

[Dro]

Originally posted by morax
Dumar Seriously.....

http://www.perryclaymanproject.org.uk/

£300 a week i will set up a paypal we can book you in mate

oh that is juste mean
Good to have you here dumar, sex please :wub:

[Dumar]

Hello?
So how was my movie?
Samara? It was okay I guess.
Oh and 7 days.
Crap.

[bigjuicyboobies]

Originally posted by Dumar
Hello?
So how was my movie?
Samara? It was okay I guess.
Oh and 7 days.
Crap.

LOL! That was great!!!! xD

[Dro]

Originally posted by Dumar
Hello?
So how was my movie?
Samara? It was okay I guess.
Oh and 7 days.
Crap.

OMG LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

keep em coming please

[Dumar]

Hey, the professor finished his bamboo phone! Now, to call for help...



*ring ring*

Hello?

Hi, yes! Listen, our boat shipwrecked on a deserted island out in the middle of the ocean, we have no way of getting back home. There are seven of us. We need you to send a rescue boat or a helicopter or something so we can finally get off this isla-

Hold on, wait wait. So...you're marooned on a deserted island with seven other people, and can't get home. If you're on a deserted island, what the hell are you calling me on?

The professor made a phone out of bamboo.

Never call here again. *click*







I am sleep now and post more tommorow maybe

[Sweet]

lol! :lol: