Hello, I am the BP

[axeman]

Hello, I am the BP

I am the Battle Preist, maybe you have heard of me??

I am the one who is doing the melee demeges on you.

Or sometimes also, the monster - but that is hard, because several people do not like it when I do that.

Sometimes I am said to "Hey yous, you BP. Get in the "BACK AND TOSSA LE HEALZ AND +++++"

I el oh el at this notion - and substitute my own. Often times my BPing has gotten me trouble - for example:

Many people don't want me to go with them to Krowaz

Or even to simpler places, like adventuring inside of a Abyss Dungeon.

But I know what I can be capable of doing!! Even the Orcs has known of me.

I have already beaten the Knight Onlining because of BP. Felankor and Ultima have been vanquished:

YOU CAN DO THIS AS A WARRIOR? NO! ONLY THE BP!!

What was the last thing going through Felankors head as I smashed it with my hammer? I will give you a hint - it rhymes with "OH GOD HE IS THE BP!!"

Sometimes when I can finally find pals to do the raidings, I let them know the score right away. I tell THEM who the BP is. They don't forget at all.

So in conclusion, everybody I wanted you to know me, the BP. One day when more people are BP, I will look behind me and see less raising hands making girly heal magics. They will instead be making bruises - OR HOLES with weapons. Onto their enemies' faces, I think.

AND BEHIND ME will be the rogues, who are left behind. And I will say LOLrogue. They will say "YOU ARE THE BP?? I HAVE BEEN PEW PEWED" and cry. I will look at them and solemnly say "Yes, I am the BP, it is time for me to go now, because I have bosses to pew."


Thank you for reading bye!

[blood_warrior]

No, I am the BP.

[ko4mylife]

OMG its the BP!

[Gaudior]

my mom said I am THE bp! and my mom's always right!

[ashet]

Respect to all BPs.

[EG4L]

Axeman Im Reading this whilst very high and know that you must be so very monged aswell.

I loved this.

[gerydeft]

[Gaudior]

Axeman Im Reading this whilst very high and know that you must be so very monged aswell.

I loved this.

highstyle is a lifestyle

[Helseth]

im PB - punkbuster

[Cr4syOne2]

GoGoGo BP's

[AlwaysDown]

What?... wait wait.. What?

[Yatta]

If anyone here has seen the wow forums, did this remind you of all the Hello I am the RET keylogging posts?

[ashet]

If anyone here has seen the wow forums, did this remind you of all the Hello I am the RET keylogging posts?

Hmm, google google ...... Oh yeah. Was still funny without knowing the joke.

I am the retribution paladin, maybe you have heard of me??

I am the one who is doing the melee dps on you.
Or sometimes also, the monster - but that is hard, because several people do not like it when I do that.

Sometimes I am said to "Hey yous, you ret. Get in the "BACK AND TOSSA LE HEALZ"

I el oh el at this notion - and substitute my own. Often times my retting has gotten me trouble - for example:

Many people don't want me to go with them to Karazhan
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Or even to simpler places, like adventuring inside of a shadow laboratory:
keylogger.url

Once I even was reported into the AFK's for being specced ret in a battleground:
keylogger.url

But I know what I can be capable of doing!! Even the Alliance has known of me:
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I have already beaten the World of Warcrafting because of ret. The king and Regent Lord have been vanquished:
YOU CAN DO THIS AS A ROGUE? NO! ONLY THE RET!!
keylogger.url

What was the last thing going through General Stormpike's head as I smashed it with my hammer? I will give you a hint - it rhymes with "OH GOD HE IS THE RET!!"
keylogger.url

Sometimes when I can finally find pals to do the raidings, I let them know the score right away. I tell THEM who the ret is:
keylogger.url
They don't forget at all.

So in conclusion, everybody I wanted you to know me, the ret. One day when more people are ret, I will look behind me and see less twriling fingers making girly heal magics. They will instead be making bruises - OR HOLES with weapons. Onto their enemies' faces, I think. One day, I will show up for the Karazhan raid, and I will see:
keylogger.url

AND BEHIND ME will be the rogues, who can not spell their own class, who are left behind. And I will say LOLrogue. They will say "YOU ARE THE RET?? I HAVE BEEN PEW PEWED" and cry. I will toss them a 34 crit heal and solemnly say "Yes, I am the ret, it is time for me to go now, because I have raid bosses to pew." In their anguish and keyboard turning, their A and D keys will explode, leaving them POWERLESS and UNABLE TO MOVE LEFT OR RIGHT - then, we strike in unison.

[Cr4syOne2]

lol haha

[sonvicky]

Hillarius, +1 xD