Been thinking about it for a long time, is it worth coming back ?
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Been thinking about it for a long time, is it worth coming back ?
I heard orc side is the side with most english players right ?
Definitely worth coming back to. Screw orcs Teamspank we da beeeest.
Yea, orc definitely have the most english population. It easier to join Pk in CZ as a random with many english speakers arround.
There is a new style in CZ nowadays, where the turk Pty would often ask u to come Team speak "even though u dont speak their langue", pretty much get on TS or get kick.
Come human. Have a lovely home for you...
u re the one who knows why u ve quit so i cant answer for u, but in any case do not expect an improved game, its exactly the same game with the exact same pros and cons than its been for probably 10 years.
You're right but one of the major cons when I quitted was an inexistant english community.
Timmeh sat there, blankly staring at the lifeless screen. He has been here countless times before but, despite all the pain and anger, he yearned for more. It was a sickening feeling, he felt helpless. But he knew he was the the only one making the decision. Thus, all the responsibility was his.
His wife came in, she saw her husband wide eyed and sweating. His glaze was captured by the screen as if it was his gate keeper. Even as she stood there with her voluptuous DD tits and coke like figure, she could not get his attention. He was lost. Lost in the maelstrom of his blanketed mind.
Timmeh's fingers twitched, he needed another reason to go back, rather he needed more excuses to convince himself to go back. He sought the support of his ko4life brethren. Why though? Why do their opinions matter? They are just as addicted and lost as he is. But it didn't matter, the sight of the word kanka made his troubles at ease.
It pained him to submit his thread, the thought that he was going to be one of the many who submitted those "returning to ko post, should I? xD" made him sick to his stomach. No one gives a fuck and just look at the previous thread, there are 50 others on the same fucking page. His pain slowly evaporated as overwhelming half-assed support came from his fellow dickbutt friends. He was now in, he was ready to take the journey again. It was going to be painful, and he was going to end up getting screwed, but his bottom was ready.
Timmeh began his journey, through the k0xpers at lycan, to the genies of paramum, and passed the almighty deva (JR times are 5:40AM and 6:40PM Central time). By the way, the deva looks like a messy man eating pu$$y. Timmeh was determined to go all the way (not into the deva, bitch has super aids).
He spent the next few weeks camping Isiloon, player killing turk mages, and farming pixels. The sight of certain pixels made him harder than a blood diamond that you stupid shits spend your money on.
Luckily his wife's brains were bigger than her tits and she knew she had to stop him. Quick on her toes, she did the only thing she could do. She injected Timmeh with 6 marijuanas. NOTE: as many of you may not know, many people have died off of just 2 marijuanas. The marijuana quickly went to work and Timmeh instantly fell into a deep coma.
He woke up 7 years later to find that all his kankas have died to an in-game bug that immediately kills players who are still dumb enough to play knight online after 7 years. Saddened by the lost of his friends he wept throughout the night.
After he stopped being a bitch, he realized that despite having lost 7 years of his life and now being addicted to cocaine (side effect of 4+ marijuanas), he was in a better place. He thanked his wife for saving his lost soul and would've sexed her he lacked the balls to upgrade at the anvil.
Also Timmeh likes little boys.
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