A vote for Dumar(Whozyourdaddy) is a vote against taxidermy children (c-west)

[Dumar]

You got the wrong guy buddy and another reason why name change scrolls are a worth while investment

and thanks lovlies

[稣제逸눇Leqend]

what clan was you in when u was lvl 58?

[Dumar]

i wasnt lvl 58 on this server I am Dumar from ye ole days of Diez, and only came back to the game 6 months ago.

Since this thread has has served its purpose (if you could say that) if a mod could close it so I don't stink up the general section anymore with my off key sense of humor and ridiculous need to have all eyes on me at all times.

thanks again tiger

[T0pcat]

sometimes i wear a dress
but it always leads to stress
my sexuality gods test
my insides a total mess
shave my head and wear a vest
then wear pretty make up





And if indeed my garden shed is the second coming of Christ, is he honestly going to care if I keep my tools and ping pong table inside him? I would find myself pondering this question and others similar, while watch my mentally unstable neighbour and his attempts at removing my garden shed from my back yard with little to no avail, after all it was heavy with all the clutter that had amounted within it over the years. Another question I found myself asking, was why Andrew chose to attempt the theft of my shed while unclothed, although I suppose that had a lot to do his being utterly insane, still the man was there every morning, without fail struggling to remove it with his 123 pound frame. As I picked up my RWS M350 Magnum air rifle and aimed at Andrews left buttock, another question popped to mind “Do garden sheds dream of sheep?” I pulled the trigger and watched as Andrew ran for cover behind my bird fountain, and decided it was far too early in the morning to be pondering on such thoughts, and I was hopefully still sane enough to not need to know such answers…

Well glad we got you king now get me my hoe!!

[MrRapist]

Congratulations, Dumar. Sure you'll make a good king.

Closed on request.