In a far far galaxy, an ancient battle rages throughout the republic bringing social unrest upon the peaceful peoples of the galaxy.
(We find ourselves on a remote planet where 2 jedi have gathered feeling a great disturbance in the force)
A giant beast that has ravaged the lands, villages and cities have been destroyed by this great, and terrible beast. Killing thousands in its path while venting its rage on burning 3 cleaver 9's going to +10. Quickly enough the great Jedi dispatch this beast unto oblivion. Shortly after the beast was destroyed One of our hero's looks troubled...
Count snootchie "That was a close one today"
Lord Pyro " The force guided us to Victory, You appear as if something weigh's upon your mind old friend"
Count snootchie " Why yes Pyro, I feel that i dont have a long enough light saber."
Lord Pyro " Well i can help you with that old friend i have an extra"
Count snootchie " Well can I use some republic credits to purchase it"
Lord Pyro " Sure why not friend, Here you go"
Count snootchie " Thank your very much, Well since you had an extra why not just let me have this."
Lord Pyro " Im sorry im really in debt to the Jabba's and i need to pay them back, before i get put in a Carbon coffin.."
Count snootchie "Well sorry about your luck but your going to be a footstool for eternity, Im going to call the Jabba's right now"
Then a great and powerful feeling came over lord Pyro, one that Jedi arent supposed to feel, Pure hate. The lightning blackened the landscape, the force surged through him and he felt much pain and suffering. In the meantime Count Snootchie has disappeared out of sight and had taken off in his Xwing and left the planet. Lord Pyro tapping into his new power's easily located his unique Jedi force>. Pyro followed him to a remote planet in the Damnthisshitsfuckedup system, which was a huge merchant planet.
After cornering him at a pod race, Pyro's rage had none no limits, Count snootchie tremebled in the newly acquired almost godlike power that Lord Pyro had. Lord Pyro used the dark lightning to smite Count snootchie, as the slain jedi lays their Lord Pyro searched for the remains of his former lightsaber. No luck it had been hidden/or sold by Count snootchie. Lord Pyro know from his actions he will get banished from the Jedi order forever... Lord Pyro disappeared into the darkness of the galaxy, never to return.
Our story picks up on that same distant merchant planet on the other side of the planet at the same time , A clone of Count snootchie is bellied up to the bar buying drinks for everyone after selling the millenium falcon, and is twirling a brand new light saber he acquired for nothing.