=) How To Keep A Girl

[GetRichOrDieTrying]

i know this for surely wont work on an azn girl .___.

and LOL at rule number 8 xD

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actually if u wane keep ur gf dont ever do what this guy wrote rofl

[Greatness]

actually if u wane keep ur gf dont ever do what this guy wrote rofl [/b]

+1 if u wana KEEP the girl........but 4 1 night stands treating em badly does work......not 2 the extremeness off hitting though rofl

[the_man_slayer]

rofl at number 8 xDDDD

[zheka1k]

Hilarius shit :lol:

[Fumar]

:lol:
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
ing her your jacket,t.[/b]

lmao XD

[BabaHypno]

rules r fun + convo as a bonus hehe

[Terrorblade]

lmao, u guys made my day :P

[gizmo94065]

lol, i really like that shit :lol:

[tommyleonghk]

The convo was better... :lol:

[Arca_]

to the msn convo guy, did u try phoning her? i like think it was a fake number cuz if i were a girl i wouldnt give my number to a guy who begs to see my tits over msn and then tries to change the topic asking my mom's number o_o

[Greatness]

actualy i txted and yes was her numba......dude it seriously does work dw i ddnt belive it wld wrk either till i started trying it u can say the meanest most stupidest shit liek about ther mom and it does wrk....and the really straight 1s tht dnt take it funny well not like u gona hook up wif em anywayz unless u go out wif em 4 ages...so good selection process :P.......or maybe its just AUSTRALIA :P but it wrks
the best ppl 2 pick on at first is customer service ppl coz they cant get mad (e.g slap u :P) at all and if they find it funny just ask em 4 ther numba

[SpankYourBanana]

lmao, u guys made my day :P[/b]

+1 xD

[greishkan1]

zuahahaaa dam this is so freaking funny shit xD

[Gangsta1]

The thing with the pet wasn't funny ;d