=) How To Keep A Girl

whassup · 09-07-2007, 02:35 PM

greatest read so far on ko4life

give him a medal please

**noobybooby2** · 09-07-2007, 04:39 PM

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F UCK you" and grab the other
girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

these 2 hahahhaha i could imagine em so vividly

**Dart** · 09-08-2007, 01:58 AM

:wub: thank you thank you all !!
i understand it's in the wrong section.. but hey hey.. if it was in off topic.. u guys wouldnt have gotten to see it.
just be glad i didnt post in general

ne way.. hope u all had a good laugh. anddd .. it's sad.. but like the guy said
it's true..!! it work sometimes. and some chick just wanna have fun lol..
i mean

they jsut human like usss.. everyone wants a laugh or two or go along with it ^^

*edit edit*

(whispers) because i can...

shanttelimi · 09-08-2007, 02:16 AM

rolfl tittie twisters and lots of em xD OMG IMAGINE LOL!!!!

**tompsu** · 09-08-2007, 02:59 AM

ROFL Really nice and funny xD Worth of reading :P

NathanAlgren · 09-08-2007, 03:14 AM

hahahha

**Flippy** · 09-08-2007, 04:01 AM

actualy i txted and yes was her numba......dude it seriously does work dw i ddnt belive it wld wrk either till i started trying it u can say the meanest most stupidest shit liek about ther mom and it does wrk....and the really straight 1s tht dnt take it funny well not like u gona hook up wif em anywayz unless u go out wif em 4 ages...so good selection process :P.......or maybe its just AUSTRALIA :P but it wrks
the best ppl 2 pick on at first is customer service ppl coz they cant get mad (e.g slap u :P) at all and if they find it funny just ask em 4 ther numba[/b]

It works so well that you're still a "porn user" according to your sig

**Greatness** · 09-08-2007, 04:56 AM

It works so well that you're still a "porn user" according to your sig

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wat uv neva looked at porn lol.......im just honest and actually its really old i stopped from ko for last few months just returned sry i ddnt change my sig......iv just started trying this shit l8ly i used 2 b a pussy lol and neva dare 2 even go up 2 a chick...but shit changed and it does work just try it u will b rather supprised.....not saying it always works thats y its best to do it with girls in customer service so they cant go syco.......plus girls in customer service nomraly do look alirght