=) How To Keep A Girl

[HipHop]

im all 4 the talking shit but the hittin part takes it alittle far......but yes talking badly about chicks does actualy work :P alittle convo from msn.....fun times
P.S i cant spell and dnt care about it

ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
hey slut
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
whats all this shit i hear about u??
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
??
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
who are u
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
ur god damn dad
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
lol
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
im n!ot fucking joking cunt
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
oh no im soooo scared haha
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
it not funny, fuck i hate SA wankers
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
lol
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
ur the one who started talking to me haha
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
i know, cause i read ur profile, and every chick in SA is a ssexy slut, then again, maybe i dont hate them
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
not every girl is a slut
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
i know, but in SA they are
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
not really
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
ok ok, not EVERY SINGLE ONE, but you fucken are
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
me? haha and what makes you think that?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
cause with ur tinny boobs and fat body, ppl hate u so u take anything that comes ur way
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha thats funny i dont have tiny boobs
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
and i dont take anything that comes my way actually im quite the oppostie
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
pove it!
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
prove*
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
hey slt
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
slut*
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
lol
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
ur quite funny
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
thanks, can u prove that u dont have tinny tits?? and btw, ur not very funny
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
lol
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
i dont feel that i need to prove myself
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
yeah, and i know why, cause u think that fat is the same as boobs, but let me tell u
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
lol
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
well, i cant believe u, do u have a cam, caue u need to prove this shit
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
i dont care what u think so why would i prove myself to you?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
cause im a girl
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
and i love tits
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
but i have tiny ones
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
so why would u want to see mine?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
thats kool cause im young
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
and cause u look hot in ur pic
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
lol, btw i am a guy, i was joiking about that shit
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
joking*
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
?? u have just been saying that im fat and i have tiny boobs??
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
lol and now ur saying i look hot? rightt
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
I KNOW WHAT I FUCKEN SAID U DUMB BITCH, GO BURN IN HELL OVER IT.
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
u know i actually am laughing.. this is quite pathetic
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
its sad that u think ur hot cause ur pregant
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
lol
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
anyway, can u please show me ur 'tits' cause i have to go soon
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
u realllly need some tips on how to talk to girls coz u SUCK
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
haha, im tottaly stoned
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
and then u keep making up excuses??
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
how old are u?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
55
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha yeh
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
how old are u?
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
16
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
kool, btw i am really 19
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
can u please show me your sexy tits, or if ur to shy, can have ur mums number
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
neither
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
ok, can i please have ur number, cause u seem really kool, and shit, and this is not really me, im just bored
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
i have to go soon
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
give me one reason why i should??
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
cause u might get a root
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
i dont want one
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
so what, u still might get one
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
read up.. i dont want one lol
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
sorry, give it to ur dad then, i dont care who has it, i just want ur number, lol
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
but why?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
why ur dad?? cause he must be hot if u came from him
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
noo why do uwant my number?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
cause u seem really kool, and im headed to sa on monday, like just for one night then i go to sydney
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
but u dont seem cool
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
awww, that what my mum always says
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
well maybe your not?
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
i mean u deffinetely seem rude
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
haha, i like to be honest
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
so therefore in your way of being honest.. uve told me, im a slut, im fat, i have tiny boobs and then somehow u tell me im hot and that im cool??
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
not making much sense is it?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
yeah, i was joking at the time
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
but u are hot cause i can c that much
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
well i dont believe ur worthy of my number
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
fuck u, who do u think u are, jojo or something
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
ugh no thank god
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
ur seriously wierd
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
do u even have a phone, cause u seem hell protective over ur number
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
nah i dont have a phone haha
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
of course i do
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
i just dont know if i want u to have my number
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
well i g2g, so make up ur mind, cause this is my mate addy
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
mates*
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
i dont even know you and i dont even know what u look like
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
and u seem rude
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
well there is only one way to find out, my place tonight
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
u said u dont live in sad
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
*sa
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
i know i know, i was joking, ummm, well if i had ur number i could send u a pic and get to find out more about each other
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
will you leave me alone if i give u my number?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
yeah, but what is the point of having ur nuber then?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
number*
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
i dont know
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
well im going now
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
would u classify urself as goodlooking?
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
yeah, but i try not judge myself
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
yeah but u could just be saying that
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
true, but its called trust
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
haha i dont trust u
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳянуѕҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ says:
i will send u a pic asap
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
hmmmm
b.e.t.h.a.n.y.... says:
XXXXXXXXXX(number) goodbye[/b]

Lame how about you grow some balls and try picking girls up off of the computer lol. And of coarse i'm sure you'll reply by saying you have a hot girlfriend or I am guessing maybe a mom joke towards me?

[Greatness]

Lame how about you grow some balls and try picking girls up off of the computer lol. And of coarse i'm sure you'll reply by saying you have a hot girlfriend or I am guessing maybe a mom joke towards me?[/b]

nope actualy none of that.....dude it was just sum fun lol and yes i do try shit like that off msn if u would have read all post u would c that i personlay find customer service chicks the best and easiest so read the whole topic b4 u start flaming

[billytalent]

Lame how about you grow some balls and try picking girls up off of the computer lol. And of coarse i'm sure you'll reply by saying you have a hot girlfriend or I am guessing maybe a mom joke towards me?[/b]

You gotta understand that chick is from South Australia basically no mans land plenty of pussy but no dick for a thousand miles of course they are always horny. Plus they are different type of chicks ones you have to sweet talks n ones that likes to play. And nigga please, about the how he hits on them over msn gzee i do it too first you pick them off from myspace then to msn to chat them up why do i have to chat my sorry ass with some chick in the mall when i can sit home and chat 10 chicks up at the same time then build them up to a level that ur comfortable with, then meet up makes live much easier dun it?

[Lethal]

holy shit that was funny stuff.
thanks for the rules and convo, made my day xD