z0mg u should tell stories to little kids h43r: h43r: h43r: h43r: h43r: h43r: h43r: h43r:Originally posted by Yustryx
Once upon a time, there was a priest.
This priest escaped the looney bin because he had such a retard build =]
He was never allowed into CZ because orc town novaers couldn't touch him.
However one day he broke out..
On his way he encountered two orcs at giant golems. They gave chase. Our priest ran. When he stopped to catch his breath he was attacked.
He screamed, "ROFL NUBCAKES" and then continued running.
In an attempt to settle peace between the two races he bowed. A temporal truce had begon. They hopped the ground like the retards they were and spammed the /greetingX command.
The rogue however.. refused this truce and began provoking. Of course our lovely retard provoked back =] meanwhile.. they had called in reinforcements.. *
So they ganged up.. yet he did not die.. luck's with the dumb they use to say. *
So he ran.. but what was this sticky stuff eating away his clothes and armour?! He had heard of these foul cowardly things called.. ACID POTS.http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7345/story80zk.jpg
Yet his awesome HP protectes him.. he ran again.. the life of the retard.
Yet finally.. he decided he'd reward their pursuers for their effort.
Only reason I made this was because I was laughing out loud the entire chase. I do not need a rating or anything. ^^ Was fun.