A urologist appointment
Brian went to his appointment with the urologist.
In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In more than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Brian said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
to the floor laughing hysterically.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Brian replied
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