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    Just been to the doctors because after a play fight with my cousins i bruised so fucking bad...

    Went to the doctors, they took blood tests and they diagnosed me with "ITP"

    Idio-pathic-thrombo-cyta-penic-pupura

    And im like wtf?!

    Anyone got any info on it?

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    I'm really sorry man... but couldn't do but giggle when read the Idiopathic :lol:

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    google Idiopathic-thrombocytopenic-purpura ( the right spelling )

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    It's a clotting disorder I believe, when you have too few platelets.

    You can search for more information on webmd.com, very excellent website for "consumer" medicine. It's not as technical as most of medical websites, the explanations are in plain English so everyone can understand without having graduated medical school themselves.

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    his body is attacking it's own blood patelets.....


    HE HAS LUPUS!!!!! CALL DR. HOUSE!

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    his body is attacking it's own blood patelets.....
    HE HAS LUPUS!!!!! CALL DR. HOUSE![/b]

    house owns h34r:

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    Soon your penis will go black

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    RIP.

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    Soon your penis will go black[/b]
    lol'd

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    his body is attacking it's own blood patelets.....
    HE HAS LUPUS!!!!! CALL DR. HOUSE![/b]

    Dr.house will like..own me with his walking stick. :<


    Man, thats amazing. I never get Lupus..need a few pendants.

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    Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura (ITP) is a rare autoimmune bleeding disorder characterized by the abnormally low levels of certain blood cells called platelets, creating a condition known as thrombocytopenia. Platelets are specialized blood cells that help prevent and stop bleeding by inducing clotting. In ITP, there is no readily apparent cause or underlying disease (idiopathic). The cells of the immune system, lymphocytes, produce anti-platelet antibodies that attach to the platelets. The presence of antibodies on platelets leads to their destruction in the spleen. The disorder is characterized by abnormal bleeding into the skin resulting in bruising, which is what the term purpura means. Bleeding from mucous membranes also occurs, and may subsequently result in low levels of circulating red blood cells (anemia).

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    google Idiopathic-thrombocytopenic-purpura ( the right spelling )[/b]

    Soon your penis will go black[/b]
    xD close enough

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    Soon your penis will go black[/b]
    his penis will grow lol? XD

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    LOL

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    huh dude hard luck, take care^^

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