any Italians here? :X

[Speed of Dark]

Im going soon for a vacation in Italy, need a short lesson in your language :unsure:

[redfieldTnT]

just say

vafancuuu putana
and every few mins say como se diche

works in every situation

[DiffusalBlade]

im half italian -_-

vaffanculo

[parazit]

just say to the ladies : hello bella :wub:
and if they ask ure name say : io sono xxxx ^_^ ^_^
ajuto is help ^_^

and ofc there is always body language,just swing ure hands in the air and try not to hurt some1 while doing this ^_^ ^_^

[Ripper_of_romania]

Originally posted by DiffusalBlade
im half italian *-_- *

vaffanculo

hahahahahahahahaha good one

[Hoodlum]

just say amo il penis and its all good man!

[Speed of Dark]

amigo dictionary plz ;P

[BandaGep1nky]

Originally posted by Hoodlum
just say amo il penis and its all good man!

AHHAHAHHAHA :wub:

[devilscommandments]

I'm African

[bleaF]

rofl i saw a comedian thingy about italy i'll see if i can finde it :P

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83KEvIURe9M
clip is from "Russell Peters Comedy Now"


"hey hey hey, buffé is over there, and u watch ur language!"

[claude]

Im Italian....

its vaffanculo puttana, but if u expect to have sex with her....think twice b4 saying it h43r:

btw which cities r u going to visit?

[Speed of Dark]

Rome, Milano, Verona etc

[JulioBR]

if something bad happens to you u should say "Porco dio!"

[claude]

Originally posted by Speed of Dark
Rome, Milano, Verona etc *

can give ya some slut's cell phone numbers if u r not a gayzor

[claude]

Originally posted by JulioBR
if something bad happens to you u should say "Porco dio!"

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