Barbie Girl

[K2]

- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!

{Listen}

[schrotti]

dude

STFU

[K2]

u

STFU !

some ppl don't know the lyrics.

fuck - a - goat

[schrotti]

_/

sry but he deserves one -.-

[Arca_]

u really should stfu ...

[Rentzusuken]

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You're go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
And they're gone so fast

Oh so hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care, oh care

Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows

Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there
Until you lose your hair. But you don't care

Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care, oh care

Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
You say you can but you don't know
Don't know oh, You don't know oh

Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know

[Dragonfaire]

And I’d give up forever to touch you
’cause I know that you feel me somehow
You’re the closest to heaven that i’ll
Ever be
And I don’t want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
’cause sooner or later it’s over
I just don’t want to miss you tonight

And I don’t want the world to see me
’cause I don’t think that they’d
Understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can’t fight the tears that ain’t
Coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

And I don’t want the world to see me
’cause I don’t think that they’d
Understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don’t want the world to see me
’cause I don’t think that they’d
Understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don’t want the world to see me
’cause I don’t think that they’d
Understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

[KaZaM]

Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha

Alo, salut... sunt eu... un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu... Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii, nu-ti cer nimic.

Chorus:
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

Te sun sa-ti spun ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu... Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii, nu-ti cer nimic.

Chorus

Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha

[Arca_]

Once upon a time
on the internet, there was a guy.
A very deeply flawed man,
they called him Eric Bauman.
He was a total asshole,
and nobody knows why.

He traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon,
from Something Awful, on to Fark,
with his trusty watermark,
he stole and stuck it all upon
eBaumsWorld.com

It wasn't fair
to those from whom he stole,
but did he care?
No, not one bit.
And then he had the nads
to sell some ads.
What a piece of shit!
Oh, Eric.

Eric's quite a slut.
Other people's work
has made him rich.
He hired some male prostitutes,
dressed them up in three-piece suits.
His faithful team of lawyers
made the internet his bitch...

...Till Lowtax came along,
punched him in the face
and banged his mom.
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased.
Well sadly that's a lie,
there's still an
eBaumsWorld.com

But if we all join hands
and sing this song,
then our call will reach the sky.
And maybe Zeus and Thor
will smite that whore.
I think it's worth a try.

eBaum's World is going down.
We gotta rise up from the underground
to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
about how stealing simply isn't cool.
So right now we're making that our mission,
and if the bastard doesn't listen,
we'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with Something Awful!



FUCK EBAUMSWORLD.COM

[TempesT]

i like to move it move it
u like to move it move it
we like to move it move it
he likes to move it move it
she likes to move it move it
they like to move it move it
them like to MOVE IT !!

[Killgannon]

Everyone who posted lyrics here can die in a fire plz/thx. Except... Tempest.

<3

[Rayne_of_death]

"Mad World"

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

[FatM4n]

Lil' Jon
»
Get Low


[Chorus]
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these b*tches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she f**k that
Question been harassing me in the mind this b*tch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo
Panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherf**ker threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mean she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don?t disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this b-i itch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these b*tches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these b*tches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid b*tch standing there while I?m drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain?t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm all out b*tch I ain?t even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat b*tch
wit yo little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass drity dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these b*tches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Got dam (Got dam) ya ya?ll twreking alittle bit ladies
But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya?ll to do this sh*t like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these b*tches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

[Gollum]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap
Do ba do bap

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scatman
WHERE THE SCATMAN, I'm the scatman

Why should we be pleasin in all the politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institutions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I am the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
Saints are still weeping
Cause things you call dead haven't yet the chance to be born
I'm the scatman.

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

[KaZaM]

Originally posted by Killgannon
Everyone who posted lyrics here can die in a fire plz/thx. Except... Tempest.

<3

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