The best Family Guy Quotes ever TOPIC

[PatricioRey]

"All right"

Quagmire

[Arca_]

K, After i saw like 900 episodes in the last 3 days, here's my list

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.[/b]

just looked for this one and i found it on a family guy quote website, same words, and "skeltons" typo too.. you wasted 3 days reading family guy websites?

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/top-rated-quotes.html

[Chemical]

That's where I got the quotes from. It's all quotes of season 1- 3 i believe, which i saw and I posted the quotes from those eps in this topic.. like Tormentor did too.. why? is there a problem?

[25126604]

any 1 have a link to a website where I can watch family guy free on the website ?? B)

[Arca_]

any 1 have a link to a website where I can watch family guy free on the website ?? B)[/b]

jellotv.com used to have links to dailymotion but they all got removed

[G0D]

Peter: *Farts*
Peter: what the hell was that?

[aligator]

American dad > family guy
Southpark > family guy
Simpsons > all

[PatricioRey]

Old Simpsons > South Park > Family Guy > American Dad > New Simpsons (10th season and after suck)

[phantomlink]

Peter: Good thing I just watched that National Geographic special on Firetrucks
Narrator: A solitary killer, the firetruck stalks it's prey. *Chases the animals and smacks one with the ladder* The Firetruck can consume 8 times it's bodyweight. The ambulances will have to wait their turn

[AnonBoarder]

Stewie:"runs into lois' room Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Lois: " On the phone" WHATTTTT!!!!!????!
Stewie: hehe, nothing! hehehehe

[GanonBr]

Peter and some random guy are at the elevator
*Peter farts*
Peter: It was you
:lol: :lol:

[aligator]

Peter and some random guy are at the elevator
*Peter farts*
Peter: It was you
:lol: :lol:[/b]

:lol:

[tolgahan]

peter: S.a
lois : A.s

[aligator]

peter: S.a
lois : A.s
[/b]

turkish subtitles eh?

[koffs]

Stewie:"runs into lois' room Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Lois: " On the phone" WHATTTTT!!!!!????!
Stewie: hehe, nothing! hehehehe[/b]

Just saw this episode again last night, hahah ROFL that part :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stewie was so loving with Lois