Best place to hide a body, if u had killed some one

[auditurbo4]

Use them as a suicide bomber...They can never identify those niggas

[PriestOfShadows]

Burning is a bad idea. Ever smelled the stench of a burning body? Or a burned body? Or Millions of burned bodies? take a trip to Auschwitz.

[tommyleonghk]

i would disguise the dead body as chuck norris... no one would notice that its dead...

[KungPaoChicken]

Burning is a bad idea. Ever smelled the stench of a burning body? Or a burned body? Or Millions of burned bodies? take a trip to Auschwitz.[/b]

THEY'RE STILL BURNING JEWS?

[PriestOfShadows]

THEY'RE STILL BURNING JEWS?[/b]

who said that?

[bomb5hell]

Strangulate some1.
Find a place ready to be demolished by explosives.
Find a place (most likely in a wall space (dry wall)) to conceal body.
Explosives do the rest.

[TOYSOLDIER_]

personal experience?[/b]

no its called "watching too much movies"

[alipapa]

Ok if u put it in to water dogs will smell it... deepest forest some travellers dog will smell it... put a body in a concrete dog will smell it... put body in a pieces, cook it, feed to ur dogs, nomnomnom... or just shoot it to space with ur space shuttle ofc everyone has one? =)

or if u have got acid wich has been used often on mafia murders u can sink the body to acid and thats it there is no body left.
but its still pretty hard to get that much acid so i prefer the dog thing.

[515saint]

burn it. seriously,
.........

burn the fucker and then spread the ashes.

just saying...[/b]

lol u say that with condifence lol

i just thought up another one, OK so u killed this bloke right. and your liek omg wat do i do ?

i like the burning idea but thats a whole day maybe 2 of burning a big hot really hot fire ooorrrr you could

dig a hole big enough for the body make a shit fucken ton of thermite. put a layer 3 inch thik on botom of hole then body on top then cover the shit outa it with more thermite and some hard wood and a nice amount of deisle fule, stand weeeellllll back and watch after the theremight has burnt out the body should be all but fuct and the hard wood deisle will take care of ne thing left then fill the whole with lime amonia and dirt.... lol would be cool to watch even with out the body lol but try explaining to the cops why u have a whole in the ground lined with melted iron will be another story

[bomb5hell]

cops cant go in2 ur house unless they have ur permission. 4th amendment biatchezzzzz.

[Unihoc]

dress the dead body as Celine Dion and put the body in a her concert , no one gonna see that show so no one never gonna find the body

[knightned]

Eat them.

[Strifey]

Heres what u do.

Step 1: kill
Step 2: infect the body with reanimating dead tissue virus, the body should become a zombie after 5 mins.
Step 3: unleash the zombie onto the rest of the world.
Step 4: find the last survivor group, they're probaby barricading themselves in a mall.
Step 5: kill all the zombies.
Step 6: have sex with the women(s) in the group to repopulate the world.
Step 7: wash, rinse and repeat.

[crackurbak]

in your mums pussy, cuz no one has ever ever visted it except for one lonely stranger

i win?

[Parasitic]

move to texas, buy land shoot guy on your property claim it was self defense and boom 100% legal[/b]

rofl that's hilarious.