Best quotes you've ever read/heard?

[RavouS]

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Ah, this one's really nice and sometimes it's also true

The noobs of today are the pro's of tommorow :-o

This one is also nice and true, just look at how one was when one started playing KO and when you ended :P Also true for other games

[Thardy]

"If you know the enemy, and know yourself
You need not fear the result of a hundred battles
If you know yourself, but not the enemy
For every victory gained, you will also suffer a defeat
If you know neither the enemy, or yourself
You will succumb in every battle"
/ Sun Tzu

This is from the song "Art of War" by Sabaton, which has an awesome text about what Sun Tzu wrote in his books about wining but never fight

[Helseth]

Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer

[ilterates]

Was it said in Twilight ?? Daim dint know that, its still a good quote tho

no, no. whenever I hear wolfs I remember those half naked dudes

[loveya]

no, no. whenever I hear wolfs I remember those half naked dudes

You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park

[ilterates]

• "Gator's bitches better be wearing jimmies." Will Farrel- The Other Guys
• "I just want to go somewhere & breastfeed right now." Will Farrel
• "Gator don't take no shit" Will Farrel- The Other Guys
• "Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!" Samuel L. Jackson- The Other Guys

You got to see this movie guys

[MrsOwnage]

Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

[spart]

Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer

awesome one

[Ibumax]

Hello peepz!

"I have not failed, I have just found ten thousand ways that won't work"

-RavouS

Just Best.

[T_rey]

"You lose money chasing women, never lose women chasing money"

[TempesT]

"The hands that help are far better than lips that pray."
- Robert Green Ingersoll

[The_Real_PlodeZ]

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it

[Zealous]

Shits shit.

[MrsOwnage]

Shits shit.

Well said. I think this one just might be my new favorite.

[tHeUnBeAtAbLe]

Well said. I think this one just might be my new favorite.

2 girls 1 cup?