Best "Sicky" Excuse?

[ChanTicO]

I just tell them i've come down w/ gluteal blindness (cant see my arse going to work that day) :P

[bihmanijak]

Try Canser...few ppl would joke about it

[Holy]

I lied to my teacher once that I had a friend that had AIDS and was gonna day in the next few days, didn't go to school for almost a week :P. Can't believe that trusted me though, ppl in Sweden rarely get HIV let alone AIDS.

Another time I called in sick from the "hospital" cuz I had been in a " car accident". Real reason was I was dead drunk/hung over, I couldn't tell the difference.

[kennyburger]

on your penis ?

I dont think the teacher wanna look there ;D If she/hes a pervo ;D[/b]

yes that would work only downside would be "if" it got out ppl around ur work area or school like omg did u know he had surgery on his penis etc..

[TripleOG4life]

my penis hurts

[oldboy]

getting out of school at home-----i blame it on either a headache from my braces(xD my mom luvs me
getting out of school at school---piss the teacher off and get sent to the office and sit there and tell them ur sick and that the teacher sent u
explaining where uw ere yestereday to a teacher----tell them its none of ur fucking business
i got nothing about boss/job cause i dont have a job

[ReKon]

I have the shits, and dont wanna take a shit anywhere else then home?

[Makaveli]

throwing up

[TOYSOLDIER_]

What has your best "sicky" excuse been?[/b]

i got bone stuck in my c*ck when try to manually defrost a turkey.

[zonebone66]

i got way2 many sick excuses but i just did this a few days ago lol, if u can throw up on the spot at work then u r good for a 2 day sick leave lol