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[AngelCleric]

Stranger: Hey
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its my birthday!!!!
Stranger: Happy birthday! Boy or girl?
You: girl
You: well
You: woman
Stranger: How old?
You: 68!
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[Unihoc]

love this xD

Stranger: /b/
You: i did fart
Stranger: faggot
You: i know what u are but what am i?
Stranger: double faggot
You: i know what u are but what am i?
Stranger: triple faggot
You: i know what u are but what am i?
Stranger: gay
You: i know what u are but what am i?
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[dogbatter3]

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Stranger: Hoyy
You: GIVE ME THE BRIEFCASE
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lame...

Stranger: que pasa
You: is this bob?
You: oh great a fucking mexican
Stranger: no its david
You: mexicans arnt named david
You: your all holmes
Stranger: asl ******
You: 68 f outside you window
You: u?
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i love old chicks
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[MrsOwnage]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mcboardie?
You: i feel like fried chicken
You: why does everyone wanna cyber
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: wanna cyber?

[josri]

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Stranger: hello
You: servers are up
You: gogogo
You: come eslant
Stranger: I'm Saul Rosenburg
You: TK IN SNOW FAST
Stranger: I lost my glasses
You: PPL ARE ON HIT HURRY
You: FASTTT
Stranger: but i might lose my glasses
You: FUKING IDIOT COME SNOW C1 HURRY OR ILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT OF THE CLAN
Stranger: i brought my shoes, so i have them
You: WHY ARE YOU NOT IN VENT
Stranger: dont threaten me or i'll sue you
Stranger: please sir stop yelling at me
Stranger: im scared
You: shutthefuckup im killing the tk idiotbastard
Stranger: im going to sue you
You: OMFG
You: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: FUCKING XPED
You: LOG YOUR FUKING PRIEST AND COME REZZ ME
Stranger: im jewish i dont belive in jesus
You: OMFG IM SO GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF CLAN
You: FUCKING STOP TALKING AND LOG YOUR PRIEST
You: oh wait
Stranger: u r so 1337
You: wrong chat

[josri]

Untill she found out:

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You: Damn i got a problem
You: do you have a minute
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: go ahead
You: Well yesterday i lost my virginity to this guy
You: he was really nice and stuff and eh asked me to come to his house so I did
You: I never met someone at that age being so nice for me.
You: But ok so we were having sex and I came into his mouth
You: after that he needed to hurry idk why
You: so now 14 hours later my dick is still hard
Stranger: you're a guy right
You: is that normal?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay ummm well i donthave a dick
You: would it be normal if you had a dick?
You: Its like the same thing if your nipples were hard after 14 hours you had sex
Stranger: so he hurried giving you head because you think it's because you came in his mouth
Stranger: and you're still hard because he hurryed it
Stranger: did you take anything?
You: no he hurried away
You: he drove off with his car
You: after i came in his mouth
You: maybe it was to much?
Stranger: ahh what a bastard!
You: But that doesnt explain why my dick is still hard
Stranger: lollll
Stranger: okay yeah that sounds wierd to me
Stranger: have you tried y'know, sorting it out?
You: idk what i need to do now
You: im to afraid to tell my parents
You: since they are muslim
Stranger: lollll
You: its not funny
You: im so desperate right now
Stranger: it is! just have a wank
You: what if it gets even harder
Stranger: it wont!
You: then all my blood goes into my penis and i pass out
Stranger: look either have a wank, or go around with a hard on all night?
Stranger: how old are you anyway?
You: 15
Stranger: how old was he?
You: Im so confused right now
You: 34
Stranger:
Stranger: ohhh thats so wrong babe
Stranger: look
You: and if im gonna wank where should I wank on?
Stranger: just leave him alone
Stranger: he's double your age
You: Is that wrong?
Stranger: experiment with people you're own age, it's kinda peadophilic otherwise babe
You: my dad is 67 and my mom is 52
Stranger: well my step dad is 34 so i'm finding it pretty wierd
You: he said they met because his uncle knew good working girls for only a few camels
Stranger: lol this is such a piss take
You: no shit xD
You: Nice chatting with ya honey
Stranger: i loved it though i'm not gonna lie
You: hahah
You: idk how you could take this serious xD
Stranger: its why i use it, it makes me laugh so much

[MrsOwnage]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: servers are up
You: gogogo
You: come eslant
Stranger: I'm Saul Rosenburg
You: TK IN SNOW FAST
Stranger: I lost my glasses
You: PPL ARE ON HIT HURRY
You: FASTTT
Stranger: but i might lose my glasses
You: FUKING IDIOT COME SNOW C1 HURRY OR ILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT OF THE CLAN
Stranger: i brought my shoes, so i have them
You: WHY ARE YOU NOT IN VENT
Stranger: dont threaten me or i'll sue you
Stranger: please sir stop yelling at me
Stranger: im scared
You: shutthefuckup im killing the tk idiotbastard
Stranger: im going to sue you
You: OMFG
You: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: FUCKING XPED
You: LOG YOUR FUKING PRIEST AND COME REZZ ME
Stranger: im jewish i dont belive in jesus
You: OMFG IM SO GONNA KICK YOU OUT OF CLAN
You: FUCKING STOP TALKING AND LOG YOUR PRIEST
You: oh wait
Stranger: u r so 1337
You: wrong chat[/b]

ROFL

[ImSoDemon]

HAHAHA! i really laughed

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Stranger: >_>
You: <_<
Stranger: >_>!!!!
You: <_<!!!!!!!
Stranger: its like we&#39;re made for eachother
Stranger: <3
You: i think im in love : (
Stranger: you just got assconed
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[dogbatter3]

WOW people suck....

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You: balls
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[Bowtie4Life]

I actually had a nice conversation with a girl from finland, and shes on my msn list now too

And then theres this lame ass convo:

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Stranger: hi stranger
Stranger: you hate brazilians?
You: yes i do
Stranger: hehe, so you hate me
Stranger: =D
You: who doesnt hate you?
Stranger: my mommy!?
Stranger: hehehe
You: lol
You: nah she secretly sued the condom company
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: aiuhahiahiu
You: xD
Stranger: nice joke
You: no joke
You: im your daddy, and I ran when I saw you born
Stranger: you rest of abort...
You: I know, i told your mom to have an abortion
Stranger: i&#39;ll put your name in onge vodoo baiano
Stranger: suas tripas vão sair pelo seu rabo...
You: and ill put your name in flippity floppity foo
You: nacho taco burrito chorizo salsa
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[josri]

lol i had a chat with a person who said she was a girl from finland and when I asked a photo she showed me a photo with a chick with tits on it.

[Zerbs]

lol i had a chat with a person who said she was a girl from finland and when I asked a photo she showed me a photo with a chick with tits on it.[/b]

chicks tend to have tits....

[josri]

chicks tend to have tits....[/b]

yes but they dont show it on photos usually

[evilwevel]

yes but they dont show it on photos usually[/b]

she is from finland ...