Corrupt a wish

[MrsOwnage]

Granted, but then the devil sees you and makes him his sex slave .

I wish i lived in Disney World in Florida,USA[/b]

Granted, but Micky mouse sees you and decides to make him your sex slave.

I wish i had a pet pikachu

[Parasitic]

Granted, but Micky mouse sees you and decides to make him your sex slave.

I wish i had a pet pikachu[/b]

Granted, but every time you hug it, it shocks you.

I wish I could break any forum rule I wanted.

[Hennessy]

Granted, but every time you hug it, it shocks you.

I wish I could break any forum rule I wanted.[/b]

granted, but your computer blows up and every computer around were you can use it blows up.

[Strifey]

granted, but your computer blows up and every computer around were you can use it blows up.[/b]

i wish you made a wish

[Parasitic]

i wish you made a wish [/b]

Granted, he wishes that you die.

I wish I wasn't fat

[fonzy]

granted u die from not eatin
i wish i had dipplomatic immunity lol