dumbest thing you've done with a girl

**NatGeo** · 10-10-2010, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by CaDe7

gave her the green light -.-

Your sig is too big.

**SaNCTe** · 10-11-2010, 12:50 PM

Gave her the pin to my atm card.

**Killing spree** · 10-11-2010, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by SaNCTe

Gave her the pin to my atm card.

you know you can change that eh?

**loveya** · 10-11-2010, 01:05 PM

Broke up with her

I am such a fool

**SaNCTe** · 10-11-2010, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Killing spree

you know you can change that eh?

Was too late. Bitch ran off with 1200 when we broke up and I forgot she had one of my cards. I figured it was worth that much just to keep the bitch out of my life so I never pursued it.

Sabouter · 10-13-2010, 04:27 PM

i dont do stupid things with girls casue im not a nerd like you and dont act stupid infront of my girl

**Deni** · 10-24-2010, 02:58 AM

funny story but why are you stupid in it ... like other PPL say it's just 2 inloved tenagers
and trust me ewryone will be at same position ... that's part of growing up ... and shit hapens

**BRUTALISS** · 10-24-2010, 05:10 AM

The dumbest thing ive done with a girl, was telling her, she was beautyfull, and that i thought she would look even more beautyfull with my penis in her mouth!

EDIT: It might allso be when i noticed a hot girl in the club and said "Hey Maria, you wanna fuck" - She answered "My name is NOT Maria" - I answered "That´s not what i asked!"

**EG4L** · 10-24-2010, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by BRUTALISS

The dumbest thing ive done with a girl, was telling her, she was beautyfull, and that i thought she would look even more beautyfull with my penis in her mouth!

EDIT: It might allso be when i noticed a hot girl in the club and said "Hey Maria, you wanna fuck" - She answered "My name is NOT Maria" - I answered "That´s not what i asked!"

What total bullshit, Looks like a sickipedia joke.

Recently said my ex's name while in bed with my girl

**Felix** · 10-26-2010, 08:09 PM

Most stupid thing I did with a girl was asking the money grabbing whore to marry me.

She got the house and I got a drinking problem.

Bon · 11-08-2010, 09:42 PM

Dumbest thing i did with a girl was nothing... due to the fact if i would of did sumtin she would of been pregnant. but thats nothing new. all the women love me.

**griml2eaper** · 11-12-2010, 04:56 AM

Idk if this would be considered dumb but it was a bit embarrassing lol
as for i have tons apon tons of stories this is the first one that came to my head

well... shortening it up a bit, so as some of you may know sometimes after having sex you have too take a piss.

So that is exactly what i did, got up and took a piss.. and when i walked back into my room noticed my girl was laying the other way so her head was facing the bottom of the bed.
So... i got this brilliant idea to dick slap her across the face knowing she hates when i do dumb shit like that.
I did it successfully right on the lips, unfortunately i guess i didn't "Shake" well enough because just a tiny bit of pee went into her mouth. like a drop..

Damn she was pist :\ lol

**blood_warrior** · 11-12-2010, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by griml2eaper

Idk if this would be considered dumb but it was a bit embarrassing lol
as for i have tons apon tons of stories this is the first one that came to my head

well... shortening it up a bit, so as some of you may know sometimes after having sex you have too take a piss.

So that is exactly what i did, got up and took a piss.. and when i walked back into my room noticed my girl was laying the other way so her head was facing the bottom of the bed.
So... i got this brilliant idea to dick slap her across the face knowing she hates when i do dumb shit like that.
I did it successfully right on the lips, unfortunately i guess i didn't "Shake" well enough because just a tiny bit of pee went into her mouth. like a drop..

Damn she was pist :\ lol

**Dro** · 11-13-2010, 05:29 PM

I've got one. Sending her to buy condoms. They just don't know what I like. This one time, she brought Trojan's Fire and Ice.

Seriously, does my little guy looks like the Karate Kid after the Cobra Kai kicked their ass? WHY would I wan't my dick burning and freezing? Which raised the question... did she wanted her va jay jay burning and freezing? Anyway, yadda yadda yadda, I woke up, in the beach with my pants down. Wait... no. That was Cocaine.