Felix's joke of the day 5th Feb

[Felix]

>

> > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave

>at

> > him and say hello.

> >

> > He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her

>from.

> > So he says, "Do you know me?"

> > To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

> >

> > Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

>to

> > his wife and says,

> > "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party

> > that I shagged on the pool table with all my mates watching,

> > while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a

> > carrot up my arse???"

> >

> > She looks into his eyes and calmly says,

> > "No... I'm your son's maths teacher."

[aligator]

i dont get it

[WindWaker]

me neither Oo

i think my english aint to good to understand it clearly XD

[Felix]

The cut and paste didn't paste all of it.


Done a different joke

[WindWaker]

uh he got owned there

But, whats so intrested about blond girls? -.-

And whats wrong with us lol, when i saw it was about a blond i thouhgt she wud get owned xD

[Strider]

ouch embarssment max

[aligator]

rofl now this was nice^^

[hej]

Diffrent type of story

[Xmaster]

ouch owned

[DisillusionedIdealogue]

lmfao he got pwned =S