Five Minutes

**Metalkon** · 03-05-2009, 04:15 AM

Fairly simple question. If you had five minutes of the world's complete, undivided attention, what would you say? Assuming, of course, that everyone spontaneously understood English for those five minutes.

[spoiler]I'd pull out a boom box and play Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up for 5 straight minutes.[/spoiler]

**crackurbak** · 03-05-2009, 07:41 AM

would give my number and say whoever thinks im hot call me

then i'd do some crazy cool stunt and go off stage! leaving the audience in awe of my amazingness

**Kronos** · 03-05-2009, 10:24 AM

If that would be like this: Everyone does his things and suddenly out of nothing comes voice from the sky and no one knows what its is I would say "Game over.Satan has won. Auto destruction of game area pending. 10...9...8.."

I would like to see peoples faces thinking their whole life has a small game between God and Satan where rewards are peoples souls.

**CYANEXTIME** · 03-05-2009, 02:23 PM

id tell mom jokes.

**MrsOwnage** · 03-05-2009, 02:38 PM

Id do what any girl would do, babble on about the most stupidest shit in the world and make everyone commit sucide. Then id rule the world. 8)

**Kronos** · 03-05-2009, 02:51 PM

Id do what any girl would do, babble on about the most stupidest shit in the world and make everyone commit sucide. Then id rule the world. 8)[/b]

Everyone who saw videos of Boxxy would have resistance to that

**MrsOwnage** · 03-05-2009, 02:57 PM

Everyone who saw videos of Boxxy would have resistance to that[/b]

True, but if they sat through that whole video they are already dead inside.

mdeac48 · 03-05-2009, 03:15 PM

5 minutes of insulting every political, economic, and religious institution ever created. Oh, and I'd outline why vegetarians and vegans are wrong. I may not have time for detailed examples, but I should get the general point across.

**aligator** · 03-05-2009, 04:46 PM

"YO MOM IM ON TV!!"

**Iyegamer** · 03-05-2009, 05:09 PM

Probably I'll put some kind of comedy...

Ppl today take life too seriously...we need to laugh and have fun more often!

**Private** · 03-05-2009, 07:04 PM

god i love rick astley

everytime im at a bar and they have a jukebox or some itunes shit i will throw on some sweet ass song then cue up rick astley and GET DOWN !

oh and i would say something along the lines of obama does not represent america and explain how he's spent more money then all of the other presidents combined since the united states was formed in the first few months of his first 4 year term .... dont need 5 minutes just how ever long it takes me to say that ... then i would throw on some rick astley