i once fucked a cactus plant
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i once fucked a cactus plant
So why are you trying to score then? :lol:
J/k, women are very easily manipulated, just apologize and sweet talk her back. Also, sweet talk her to take her pants off.
But yeah, once you establish your chain of command, you angering her won't be much of a problem in the future. Just don't piss her off before that :P[/quote]
i see ur the only smartest man on here i do the same thing
im 11
you aint seen girl problems til you lived my situation :rollseyes:
So whats ur situation son?Originally posted by louch
you aint seen girl problems til you lived my situation :rollseyes:
Was your prick pricked by a prickly pear?Originally posted by undefined
i once fucked a cactus plant
if ur having girl problems i feel bad for u son i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one o.O
dude...conflicts always lead to the best sex ever......make-up sex.
just say your sorry and get her flowers and a card or some shit. make it seem kind gay without being/making a complete queer out of yourself. not that hard really. and one more thing.....
CONDOM PLS
Give her wht she wants <_<
Its not rape, its surprise sex
id say
act nice, n sweet, not too sweet or she'll prolly tell u to back off
jus let her feel she means a lot to u, shes not JUST a slut for u,
u sayin shes a romantic type, then be romantic xD
go to her house with a six pack, a condom and a porn movie... That's all it takes
Originally posted by Dro
go to her house with a six pack, a condom and a porn movie... That's all it takes
But make sure its not that gay shit you have in the bottom of the boxxx****
I fucked up..My gf left me alone.I gonna hit to the wall with my head pff
Woman need a connection to have sex..
Men need sex to have a connection..
:lol:
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