Hate your job?

[WarMachine]

When you have a I Hate My Job day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins: Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested, and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

[MrsOwnage]

Lawllllllllllll xD

[Tanaker]

lololol

[Proximus]

:blink: :lol: :huh: h34r:

[ZumieZ]

=D

[crackurbak]

ahahaha rofl

[Private]

omfg sooo funny

[gotbluntzz]

funny but why did u buy a rectal termometer? did u use it ? maybe u work for Johnson&Johnson

[WarMachine]

funny but why did u buy a rectal termometer? did u use it ? maybe u work for Johnson&Johnson[/b]

haha no.. I found this on a bulletin on myspace found it really funny. Felt like sharing with you guys.

[NathanAlgren]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

that one made my day LOL

[agendas]

i work there jk ouchies i wouldnt even want to use after someone else did :P

[Arthurios]

thats just foktop :P

[kibal]

so funy , i would like to say something about it but i think that im not allowed to say it here since its a public server with guys less than 18 years old xD.

[Unihoc]

hahaha wtf ^_^

[Speed]

ahahahah nice...