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ROFLLLLLLLLL!
omgggg!!!! wolf u mothatrucka!!!When you have a I Hate My Job day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins: Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested, and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."[/b]
Dude, I fucking love you lol This is fucking hilarious.When you have a I Hate My Job day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins: Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested, and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."[/b]
loooool so funny xD
i want to work there :[ anal ftw!
no funny
They should do this job on Dirty Jobs..omg ima go send them the suggestion now. xD
So you will be working at the facility sticking the thermo's in your butt?They should do this job on Dirty Jobs..omg ima go send them the suggestion now. xD[/b]
you wouldn't? OoSo you will be working at the facility sticking the thermo's in your butt?[/b]
you would? h34r:you wouldn't? Oo[/b]
So you will be working at the facility sticking the thermo's in your butt?[/b]
Guess you never watched Dirty Jobs on Discovery..o.O
From my understandings, you send material of where you work at. Or what does he say at the end of the show about sending in videos.Guess you never watched Dirty Jobs on Discovery..o.O[/b]
From my understandings, you send material of where you work at. Or what does he say at the end of the show about sending in videos.[/b]
Dont need to work there, can be just a suggestion :P
i do it for fun.you would? h34r:[/b]
imagine if they'd pay me h34r:
That scares me in many different ways.i do it for fun.
imagine if they'd pay me h34r:[/b]
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