I can't beliave I done this

[Parasitic]

Not as bad as my best friend, she came to school fucking WASTED, threw up in class, and I had to carry her to the nurses office. She was nicknamed The Drunken Angel shortly afterwards xD

[Felix]

my nick name for the last 10 years has been Toxic.

to give you some idea of what I had taken -

Tramadol - it's a type of morphine ( around 30% the normal strength they give in hospital ) I had taken 300mg of the stuff.

When I woke up I was having hot sweats and I was stuck to the cealing becuase I was that wired. I couldn't stand up for longer than 2 mins before falling over. I would just fall alseep standing up. total wreck and it was a nasty high , shaking and really freaking out at times!!

[Hostage]

Pfft, nothin better than a morphine trip in the middle of the week!

No, seriously, that's pretty bad.... You can die fast from that shit, I hope you've been drinking lotsa water.

[Felix]

Pfft, nothin better than a morphine trip in the middle of the week!

No, seriously, that's pretty bad.... You can die fast from that shit, I hope you've been drinking lotsa water.[/b]

Yeah all fine today thank god

[festo]

Well at least you dont have a fit that causes u to headbutt some girls car causing around about 1000 quids worth of damage haha

[Felix]

Well at least you dont have a fit that causes u to headbutt some girls car causing around about 1000 quids worth of damage haha[/b]

Sounds like cyrus after a beer

[festo]

Sounds like cyrus after a beer[/b]

If only you knew the story about my 21st birthday hahahah

[vandy_vs_gator]

If only you knew the story about my 21st birthday hahahah[/b]

threw up on the hottest chick you met that night/you know and while having sex?

[Felix]

threw up on the hottest chick you met that night/you know and while having sex?[/b]

I think it involes a police woman and disgussing politcal views with her int he bad of a police car

[peintre]

I see a Kattle and it's calling a pot a dark colour[/b]

funny story.. i work and have soo for the last 2 years 90 km away from my flat, 4 times ive driven of 2 work in my sexy crapcar and forgotten 2 put on my glasses before going out the door, the time i got the furtherest i drove 30km

now i just have 2 pair of glasses, and yes the 2nd pair is in the car h34r:

[0000000]

I think it involes a police woman and disgussing politcal views with her int he bad of a police car[/b]

i dont know how you know about that..

Festo bought me a pint of some drink and told me to drink it. I felt pretty sick after that and passed out for a while and cant remember anything after that. Yeah so morning after festos birthday i woke up next to my car. So i drink a load of water and feeling alright start heading home. This police women was tailing me and pulled me over because apparently i was braking too much?? I am literally like 1% over the legal limit so she arrests me and takes me to the station. By the time we get there and run the more precise test, i have fallen just under the limit (probably due to the water i drank), so she lets me go. She drives me back to my car and then leaves me.

I soon realised that my car keys were in the police car, and my wallet+phone are in my car. So i am stuck in the middle of nowhere with no money and no phone. I walk to a nearby factory and climb through an unlocked window. Theres someone inside so i ask for some change and a phonebook, call the police station and ask for the dumb cop to come back. She comes back and we have a laugh but secretly i hate the stupid woman, the end. Moral of the story is don't drink and drive, and if you do, carry around a large bottle of water.

[Raine]

Cyrus, maybe she was hanging onto your keys just to see you again...must've been disappointed that you didn't ask for her number. :P

[festo]

Was only a pint of beer and a few shots of vodka or something nothing out of the ordinary , by the way when u was passed out i inserted by man wand into u. Thats why you was walking like John Wayne

[Felix]

i dont know how you know about that..

Festo bought me a pint of some drink and told me to drink it. I felt pretty sick after that and passed out for a while and cant remember anything after that. Yeah so morning after festos birthday i woke up next to my car. So i drink a load of water and feeling alright start heading home. This police women was tailing me and pulled me over because apparently i was braking too much?? I am literally like 1% over the legal limit so she arrests me and takes me to the station. By the time we get there and run the more precise test, i have fallen just under the limit (probably due to the water i drank), so she lets me go. She drives me back to my car and then leaves me.

I soon realised that my car keys were in the police car, and my wallet+phone are in my car. So i am stuck in the middle of nowhere with no money and no phone. I walk to a nearby factory and climb through an unlocked window. Theres someone inside so i ask for some change and a phonebook, call the police station and ask for the dumb cop to come back. She comes back and we have a laugh but secretly i hate the stupid woman, the end. Moral of the story is don't drink and drive, and if you do, carry around a large bottle of water.[/b]

you told me about one night when were doing an insatance on WOW

[EastonLemon]

Weak pain killers? Why not smoke weed.