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    Hey cutie Senior Member
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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

    :lol:

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    Da Mod Father Senior Member Felix's Avatar
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    LOL quality!

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    Loooool fucking win.

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    lmao 5 6 7 8 9 10

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    R.I.P. Markis Senior Member zXFuryXz's Avatar
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    how many femanists does it take 2 change a light bulb?

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    how many does it take fury?

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    that is Epic lol

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    Good one! Nice joke

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    Was her name dixie?

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    R.I.P. Markis Senior Member zXFuryXz's Avatar
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    none, feminists never change anything

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    hahaha its a good one

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    Some come here to sit and think,
    some come here to shit and stink,
    but I come here to itch my balls,
    and read the writing on the walls.

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