Joke Of The Day 6th Feb Vol 2

**Felix** · 02-06-2007, 06:06 AM

> Now this really cracked me up.........
>
>
> >A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
> >>He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
> >>couple in bed.
> >>
> >>He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying
> the
> >>girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
> and
> goes
> into the bathroom.
> >>
> >>While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
> >>
> >>"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He's
> probably
> >>spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
> >>seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
> >>" If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
> tells
> >>you.
> >>Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
> >>This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
> us.
> Be
> >>strong, honey. I love you."
> >>
> >>To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> >>whispering in
> >>my ear.
> >>He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had
> any
> >>Vaseline.
> >>I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
> >>I love you too!!"