Joke Of The Day 7th Feb

[Felix]

To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from work I just want to let you know about the small

accident I had with my car today. Fortunately not too bad and I really

didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from shopping, when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The

garage door is slightly bent. Fortunately I came to a halt when I bumped

into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted

personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care

for you my sweetheart. Ive enclosed a picture for you. I'll speak to you

when you get home ok

Your loving wife XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

[KaChing]

holy crap poor car >.<

[giga]

that a 97 ford f150 how dare she....

[NightOwl]

OMG... the guy had a Ferrari... what married man needs a Ferrari? she should be aware that he was after some nookie... jealous biatch -_-

[camaz0tz]

really need a new topic every day? -_- at this rate whole page will just be joke topisc

[Vacant]

really need a new topic every day? -_- at this rate whole page will just be joke topisc[/b]

Nothing wrong with that, these joke topics are the only ones worth reading here anyways :P

[DisillusionedIdealogue]

why smash the car? i need a car, give it to me instead :angry: :lol:

Nothing wrong with that, these joke topics are the only ones worth reading here anyways :P[/b]

+1. and besides i personally dont want to be openning old threads and scanning for the new jokes. some of us dont memorize every thread

[tolgahan]

that was the easiest joke i could understand with my poor english hahahaha

[Felix]

really need a new topic every day? -_- at this rate whole page will just be joke topisc[/b]

Rather than be a flame whore I try and make the forums more light harted in the off topic section.

Now bugger off and flame someone in a different section!!! :lol:

[OohYouTouchedMyTraLa]

"el oh el"

[camaz0tz]

Rather than be a flame whore I try and make the forums more light harted in the off topic section.

Now bugger off and flame someone in a different section!!! :lol:[/b]

h34r:

Remember this offtopic forum is a space for talking about things not necesarily related to KO. But that doesnt mean SPAM.[/b]

making a new topic everyday for jokes is technically spam u eevn make new topics for 2nd parts of jokes(see yesterdays double post of jokes -_-)

[Felix]

h34r:


making a new topic everyday for jokes is technically spam u eevn make new topics for 2nd parts of jokes(see yesterdays double post of jokes -_- )[/b]

Says the man with over 3k posts!!! go chase after a parked car and let me abuse some more mod powers!

[hej]

Says the man with over 3k posts!!! go chase after a parked car and let me abuse some more mod powers![/b]

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