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North Carolina, it is forbidden to sing false Cicero, Illinois, it is forbidden to hum on Sunday.
At Lehigh, Nebraska, holes in the donuts should not be sold. New Jersey, it is forbidden to drink his soup noisily
Newark, in the same condition, we can not buy ice cream after 18 hours, unless you have an order signed by his doctor.
the people of Alabama should not have an ice cream cones in the back pocket of their jeans.
Chicago, Illinois, it is strictly forbidden to eat in a place on fire.
In Massachusetts, you can not go to bed without taking a bath, but in Boston, capital of this state, it is forbidden to take a bath without a prescription.
Indiana, the baths are prohibited (banned) between March and October.
Florida, we can not shower naked
Mississippi, it is forbidden to shave in the main street.
in Providence, in the state of Rhode Island, we should not sell a toothbrush and toothpaste to the same person on Sunday.
Texas, it is illegal to shoot a bison on the second floor of a motel.
Utah, birds have priority over all highways.
Tennessee, it is forbidden to catch fish with a lasso.
Ohio, was not entitled to a fish drunk,
Hayden, Arizona, it was fine if you bored of a rabbit warren or a bull-frog. Same thing with a squirrel in Lacrosse, Wisconsin.
Oklahoma, can be fined if we made faces at a dog.
Denver, Colorado, the staff of the pound must warn that a dog will catch it by putting a message where is supposed to pass the dog.
Paulding, Ohio, a police officer has the right to bite a dog to calm her down.
Kirkland, Illinois, bees are not allowed to fly over the city.
Frogs are not allowed to croak after 23 hours in Memphis, Tennessee.
Baltimore, Maryland, it does not bring a lion to the movies.
Massachusetts, no gorilla is allowed in the back seat of a car.
Myrtle Creek, Oregon, we should not boxer with a kangaroo?
A Temple, Texas, it is forbidden to walk with a cart pulled by a horse in the city, but, paradoxically, you can enter on horseback in bars.
A Fountain Inn, South Carolina, forcing the horses to wear pants, while the same law prohibits state to keep a horse in a bathtub. This is also the case in Arizona, but with donkeys.
In several cities (New Orleans, Louisiana; Memphis, Tennessee; Waynesboro, Virginia, for example), a woman has the right to drive a car if her husband short in front of the vehicle waving a red flag to prevent pedestrians and other vehicles.
In several states (Virginia, West Virginia, South Carolina), a man has the right to beat his wife, but only at the courthouse and Sunday.
Morrisville, Pennsylvania, women must have a permit to wear makeup, while in Vermont, it is necessary for a woman to have the permission of her husband to wear dentures.
South Carolina, said if a man wanting to marry a single woman, the marriage must take place.
Seattle, Washington State, a woman who sits in a bus on the knees of a man without having taken the precaution of placing a pillow between them incurs a penalty of six months in prison.
North Carolina, if a couple spent the night in a hotel claiming to be married when they are not, they become married. However, in the same condition, all couples residing in a hotel must have rooms with twin beds separated by at least sixty centimeters. The law specifies that it is forbidden to make love between the beds. A law of Wisconsin alone summarizes the whole philosophy of this beautiful country human rights of women and puritanism. In this state, it is forbidden to cut the hair of a woman ...
Alabama:
1) It is forbidden to wear a mustache that could make people laugh in a church.
2) It is forbidden to have an ice cream cone in the back pocket of his trousers.
3) Do not wear masks in public.
Alaska:
1) It is forbidden to give alcohol to a momentum or a moose.
2) The owners of flamingos can bring their animals into a Barber Shop.
Arizona:
1) The hunt for camels is prohibited.
(It is on, they are voices of extinction here in the world.)
2) Have may have 25 years in prison for having cut a cactus.
(- I killed someone and you?
- I have carved a cactus.)
Kentucky:
1) Dogs can not deal with cars.
(These dogs have Kentucky seem to have strange habit of ...)
2) A woman can not buy a hat without the consent of her husband.
(Otherwise I'm going to jail?)
In Massachusetts:
1) It is illegal to eat peanuts in a church.
(I would have put me in sunflower seeds.)
Missouri:
1) Oral sex is prohibited.
(Next time, go to another state before getting ur cock sucked xD)
2) It is not illegal to run.
(And I thought that I was totally prohibited. My bad.)
3) The squirrels ladles will not be tolerated.
(The squirrel on the pots of butter peanuts m'al'air ladle, he smiles at me. Eliminate it.)
Nevada:
1) It is forbidden to walk with a camel on the highway.
(I will have to go back to llama.)
2) It is illegal to place a container filled with human excrement on the edge of the highway.
(I just found a new location to bring my dog droppings.)
Tennessee:
1) It is forbidden to catch fish with a lasso.
(But yet it was so easy!)
It is illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
(Otherwise the death penalty!)
Alaska:
It is legal to kill bears, but it is illegal to wake up to take pictures.
A man can not beat his wife more than once a month.
In California:
It is illegal to shoot a gun on anything from his car unless it is a whale.
Arizona:
At Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with an Indian.
Colorado:
No sale of alcohol is permitted on Sundays or during the elections.
South Carolina:
Horses are prohibited in the hostels unless they wear pants.
North Dakota:
It is illegal to sleep with her shoes.
South Dakota:
It is illegal to sleep in a cheese factory.
In Florida:
It is illegal for any man to wear a strapless dress.
It is forbidden to sing in a swimsuit.
It is illegal to have sex with a porcupine.
Iowa:
A moustached man should never kiss a woman in public
Massachusetts:
It is forbidden for a woman to be "above" during sex
Oklahoma:
It is forbidden to read a newspaper when driving a motor vehicle.
Any person can be fined or even prison for making faces at dog
In West Virginia:
It is forbidden for men to have sex with an animal over 20 kilos
Saudi Arabia:
It is forbidden to kiss a stranger
Denmark:
Prohibition to start a car if someone is below
In France:
It is forbidden to call his pig Napoleon
Great Britain: a man can urinate in public but only on the rear wheel of a motor vehicle on which he has previously raised his right hand
Italy: the occupation of charlatan (person who sells drugs on the public) is prohibited
Israel: If you create an illegal radio station and hold for 5 years, it becomes legal
Switzerland: it is forbidden to dry clothes, washing his car or mow the lawn on Sunday
In Ventura County, California: Cats and dogs can have sex without a permit.
At Fountain Hill, South Carolina: A law has already forced the horses to wear pants.
At Wilbur in Washington State: It is illegal to drive a horse laid. " The fine is $ 300.
At Atlanta: It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamps.
Cresskill in NJ: Cats must wear 3 small bells to signal their approach to the birds. A cat told a bird: Look, I'll kill you
The bird: no, you can not you do that 2 bells
At Danbury, Connecticut: If your dog is the neighbor's dog pregnant and that he decided to abort his pet, you must pay the intervention.
Minnesota: It is illegal to tease skunks.
In Cumberland, Maryland: You have no right to keep chickens with you in your hotel room.
Arizona: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway and in addition, it is illegal to shoot camels.
Dispensing with the Americans:
Alabama
It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday
Putting salt on one track can be punishable by death
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to give alcohol In mouse
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear trousers
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive in reverse
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders
Arkansas
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill any living creature "(oops, I just walk on an ant, I'm good for the chair élctrique)
Teachers who cut square waive their salary increases
The flirting between man and woman in the streets of Little Rock may report 30 days in jail
Ca
In Los Angeles, In man can legally beat his wife with a
leather belt, provided that the belt be less than 2 inches
wide, or has permission from his wife to use In more
wide
In Pacific Grove, butterfly hunting can bring In fine of $ 500
In Pasadena, it is illegal for In secretary to be alone with her boss
It is illegal to build In mousetrap without In hunting license
In Long beach, it is illegal to play mini golf
In San Francisco, it is illegal to clean his car with used underwear
It is illegal to cry was the witness of the court in Los Angeles
Colorado
In Durango, it is illegal to walk in the street dressed in order to leave any doubt about her sex
In Logan Country, it is illegal to kiss In sleeping woman
In Pueblo, it is illegal to let dandelions grow within the limits of the city
Connecticut
In Hartford, it is illegal to give In dog
It is illegal to lay the razor blades used
In New England, speeding trucks firefighting is limited to 40km / h, even to go on fire
In Hartford, it is illegal to kiss his wife on Sunday
Delaware
In Lewes, wearing tight trousers is prohibited
It is illegal to marry following In bet.
Fl
Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday will land in jail
Ga
All men from 16 to 50 years must work to maintain roads
In Columbus, it is illegal to sit in an indecent position on the porch of someone
In Quitman, it is illegal for In chicken cross the road (!!!)
It is illegal to change the clothes of In dummy showcase down the curtain
Hawaii
It is illegal to walk wearing In bathing cap only
It is illegal to own In mongoose without In permit
Idaho
In Pocatello, it is illegal to carry In concealed weapon, unless another, identical, is visible
In the same city, it is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists
make grimaces, gestures, saying insults or remarks
which can give bad reputation to the whole population
The boxes of candy given as In pledge of love must weigh more than 25 pounds (12 kg)
Illinois
In Chicago, the sick, ugly, disabled or deformed in
to be disgusting, have not allowed out in town
In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas
In Chicago, it is illegal to carry In teddy bear at the opera
It is illegal to speak English, the language is the official American
In Guernee, it is illegal for women over 100 kg of riding in shorts
In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounced the name "Joliet"
Indiana
It is forbidden for monkeys smoking cigarettes
In Gary, it is illegal to go to the theater less than 4 hours after eating the garlic
Widows from Stepford are not allowed to enter In Warsaw-Iowa
It is illegal to pay to attend the performance of In pianist penguin
In Fort Madison, firefighters are required In 15 md'échauffement (sic) before attacking In fire
Kansas
It is illegal to sell cherry pie on Sunday
In Wichita, mistreatment of In beautiful mother can not be accepted as grounds for divorce
In Lang, it is illegal to get off the main street by mule in August, unless it wears In hat
In Natoma, it is illegal to launch In knife on people wearing T-shirt with stripes
Kentucky
It is illegal for In woman to appear in In swimsuit on a
highway, unless it is: escorted by at least 2 police
injured, it weighs less than 45 kg or more than 100 kg
The previous law also applies to mares
The law stipulates that In person is considered sober until it is the ground
It is illegal to remarry 4 times with the same person
La
In New Orleans, firefighting trucks must stop at all red lights
It is not considered as an aggression that biting someone. If it becomes the aggressor door false teeth It is illegal to gargle in public
Maine
Portland, it is forbidden for men to tickle their wives with In feather duster
Bets are limited to In maximum of $ 3
In Rumford, it is illegal for In tenant to bite his owner
In Waterville, it is illegal to snuff in public
Maryland
At Baltimore, it is illegal to clean basins
Since 1833, anyone who has played bowling may be liable to In fine of $ 2 ($ 2! Mr. policeman but you'll ruin me)
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss more than one second
It is illegal to mistreat oysters
It is illegal to pass "Short People" by Randy Newman on the radio
Massachusetts
Salem, it is illegal for In couple to sleep naked if they rent In room
It is illegal to carry In laser gun
Dueling pistol water are forbidden
Boston, it is illegal to take In bath without prescription
In 1659, Christmas was declared "party outlawed"
Michigan
to Clawson, it is legal for In farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, sheep and chickens
The hair of In woman belong to her husband
Detroit, it is illegal to make love in the car, unless it is parked on your property
Detroit, it is illegal to whistle In woman from In car moving
Ambulances are limited to 30 km / h Port Huron
Dentists come in the same category as the Garage
Minnesota
Women are up to 30 days in jail if they disguise themselves as SantIn Claus
Any resident male Brainerd is required to wear beards
It is illegal to excite the polecat
Mississippi
It is legal to kill his servants
in Truro, while claiming In hand of In lady must
demonstrate his manhood by killing six crows or three ravens
Missouri
in Saco, it is forbidden for women to wear hats that can frighten children, birds or horses
St Louis it is unlawful for In firefighter saving In woman in In nightdress. It is expected to be fully dressed
Kansas City, it is illegal to sell fake guns to children, but they can buy real
Being drunk is recognized as an inalienable right
Montana
It is illegal for In woman to open the mail from her husband
It is forbidden to distribute movies featuring scenes of crimes
In Whitehall, it is illegal to drive In vehicle with ice picks fixed on wheels
In Alberta, each prisoner released from prison is entitled to In horse and In rifle.
Connecticut
In Hartford, it is illegal to give In dog
It is illegal to lay the razor blades used
In New England, speeding trucks firefighting is limited to 40km / h, even to go on fire
In Hartford, it is illegal to kiss his wife on Sunday
Delaware
In Lewes, wearing tight trousers is prohibited
It is illegal to marry following In bet
It is illegal to fly over any body of water without carry enough water and food
Fl
In Miami, it is illegal for any man to wear In strapless dress
Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday will land in jail
In Saratosa, it is illegal to sing in swimsuit
Hawaii
It is illegal to walk wearing In bathing cap only
It is illegal to own In mongoose without In permit
Illinois
In Chicago, the sick, ugly, handicapped or distorted to the point of disgusting, have not allowed out in town
In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas
In Chicago, it is illegal to carry In teddy bear at the opera
It is illegal to speak English, the language being the official American
In Guernee, it is illegal for women over 100 kg of riding in shorts
In Joliet, it is illegal to bad pronouncing the name "Joliet"
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