MUSLIMS

**Grecza** · 09-23-2006, 10:15 PM

I'm not muslim but there are muslims here so.. HAPPY RAMADAN ^_^

**0000000** · 09-23-2006, 10:54 PM

Coincidentally, today is the first day of spiritual holiday for my Mystical-Horse religion, we will be feasting on oats to be at one with the Horse. In my religion we find any kind of holy-book worship to be very disrespectful since our great Horse-God (Peace Be Upon Him) said to the prophet Frankie Dettori in a dream "holy books are filled with crap, dont believe that shit man". We believe that one day the Horse man will come to the earth in a spaceship shaped like a horse, and everyone will be judged by their affiliation for horses. IF YOU DISRESPECT THE HORSE-GOD, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL.

For this reason religions based on a holy book are extremely disrespectful. I think that muslims are not respecting my religion, and they should stop. If anyone criticises my Horse-religion then they are RACIST.

M0NSTERED · 09-23-2006, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by 0000000
Coincidentally, today is the first day of spiritual holiday for my Mystical-Horse religion, we will be feasting on oats to be at one with the Horse. In my religion we find any kind of holy-book worship to be very disrespectful since our great Horse-God (Peace Be Upon Him) said to the prophet Frankie Dettori in a dream "holy books are filled with crap, dont believe that shit man".

For this reason religions based on a holy book are extremely disrespectful. I think that muslims are not respecting my religion, and they should stop. If anyone criticises my Horse-religion then they are RACIST.

qft :P

**MagicWannaBe** · 09-23-2006, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by 0000000
Coincidentally, today is the first day of spiritual holiday for my Mystical-Horse religion, we will be feasting on oats to be at one with the Horse. In my religion we find any kind of holy-book worship to be very disrespectful since our great Horse-God (Peace Be Upon Him) said to the prophet Frankie Dettori in a dream "holy books are filled with crap, dont believe that shit man".

For this reason religions based on a holy book are extremely disrespectful. I think that muslims are not respecting my religion, and they should stop. If anyone criticises my Horse-religion then they are RACIST.

horses are cool :wub:

QuIcK · 09-23-2006, 10:58 PM

what if we paint horses pretty colors.....

with paintball guns

h43r:

ChosenAngel · 09-23-2006, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by QuIcK
what if we paint horses pretty colors.....

with paintball guns *h43r:

:lol:

Mrjcolley101 · 09-23-2006, 11:03 PM

Im not religious... and wow zero... were both british and we both think religion is the most pointless thing to hit this earth...

I WOULD RATHER GET BUMMED BY A GIRL WITH A DILDO THAN BOW DOWN TO SOMETHING THAT ISNT THERE.

free sex zero

h43r:

Mystical horse religion.. what a pot of crap.. Thats like Chinese potery religion.. Cant beat ching chong way <3

**Dro** · 09-23-2006, 11:06 PM

can i make a religion based on worshiping cookies, beer and sex? ^_^

**MagicWannaBe** · 09-23-2006, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by Dro
can i make a religion based on worshiping cookies, beer and sex? *^_^

for once i agree with you Dro :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

QuIcK · 09-23-2006, 11:08 PM

You can believe in w/e u want... me personally i believe in myself as my own god... and i pwn all oky? y shyt on all other relygyons

**0000000** · 09-23-2006, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by Mrjcolley101
Im not religious... and wow zero... were both british and we both think religion is the most pointless thing to hit this earth...

I WOULD RATHER GET BUMMED BY A GIRL WITH A DILDO THAN BOW DOWN TO SOMETHING THAT ISNT THERE.

free sex zero *h43r:

Mystical horse religion.. what a pot of crap.. Thats like Chinese potery religion.. Cant beat ching chong way <3

How dare you disrespect my religion. Just because it sounds completely laughable, irrational, childish and devoid of evidence does not change the fact that it is the TRUTH. You are blind and one day you will be reached by Frankie Dettori also.

p.s yeah british peeps tend to be smarter

Mrjcolley101 · 09-23-2006, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by 0000000+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(0000000)</div>

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Im not religious... and wow zero... were both british and we both think religion is the most pointless thing to hit this earth...

I WOULD RATHER GET BUMMED BY A GIRL WITH A DILDO THAN BOW DOWN TO SOMETHING THAT ISNT THERE.

free sex zero *h43r:

Mystical horse religion.. what a pot of crap.. Thats like Chinese potery religion.. Cant beat ching chong way <3

p.s yeah british peeps tend to be smarter

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depends how much we drink.

Z3non · 09-24-2006, 03:50 AM

Originally posted by 0000000
Coincidentally, today is the first day of spiritual holiday for my Mystical-Horse religion, we will be feasting on oats to be at one with the Horse. In my religion we find any kind of holy-book worship to be very disrespectful since our great Horse-God (Peace Be Upon Him) said to the prophet Frankie Dettori in a dream "holy books are filled with crap, dont believe that shit man". We believe that one day the Horse man will come to the earth in a spaceship shaped like a horse, and everyone will be judged by their affiliation for horses. IF YOU DISRESPECT THE HORSE-GOD, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL. *

For this reason religions based on a holy book are extremely disrespectful. I think that muslims are not respecting my religion, and they should stop. If anyone criticises my Horse-religion then they are RACIST.

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