Felix's joke of the day

[Felix]

The BarMans Challange!


a guy walks down a street and see a big flyer with the words



"The Barmans Challange"

"Win £500,000"

"At the Nags Head"


Seeing this the guy runs off to the pub.

Inside he see's the barman

he asks if the challange is true and the tender says yes of course.

"The challange is too"

"Drink 20 pints"

After that go down stairs and take the bad tooth from my dogs mouth



Then go upstairs and fuck the old landlady till she comes

So with this in mind the guy starts drinking the pints,


1 down

2 down

3,4,5,6

on the 7th pint he really is struggling but carries on


8,9,10,11,12

He struggling to stand up and the rooms spinning

13,14,15,16


This is more than he has ever drank in his life

17,18,19,20

He drank the lots he then ask "whersh isph ber dog"

The barman points down a flight of stairs.

The drunk guy now staggers down the stairs and then all you hear is massive amount of barking and screams of sheer pain from the drunken guy.

Some time passes then he craws back up the sairs covered in blood and bruses and his cloths are ripped to shreads.

He then says


"Right time for the landladies bad tooth"

[Parque]

lol :lol:

[DragonFire]

I don't get it :huh: if Only I could understand english :P

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

beastiality. nasty.

[phantomlink]

I don't get it :huh: if Only I could understand english :P[/b]

I assume he had drunken sex with the dog instead of taking out it's tooth

Stupid chris <_<

[Felix]

I even added pics to help!

[Arca_]

ahahaLMFAO

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

lol it has nothing to do with english ppl unles they&#39;re the only ones with sick minds xD

but apparantly not since i understood it. though it took a while.

[Turbanator]

I don&#39;t get it :huh: if Only I could understand english :P[/b]

Noob Canadians. Damn Chris u understand me fine and im a bloody geordie (my Accent) Lutz thought i was irish. god damn.


But great joke felix XD

[Hostibus]

lmao xD poor dog xD

[DisillusionedIdealogue]

lmfao that was sick but hilarious