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    Senior Member Metalkon's Avatar
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    I found this link posted on the KU Spam Board.

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    Man Almost Loses Hotdog Humping Steel Bench

    Man Almost Loses Hotdog Humping Steel Bench
    Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

    Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

    The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his hotdog out of the small hole.

    He panicked and called the police to help him.



    When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

    When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the hotdog was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.



    4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

    Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his hotdog.



    Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.


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    wow....

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    sumin magic would do to his cd hole over dixies voice lulz!

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    What a fucking retard... lmao

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    rofl :lol:

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    Men shouldn't stick their shalongs where they dont belong. :huh:

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    That's sad....he needs a fleshlight D:

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    Men shouldn't stick their shalongs where they dont belong. :huh:[/b]
    benches fault for having so many holes....


    every hole was a goal for that guy but he got stuck on hole #1

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    i dont blame him
    thats a really hot bench

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    I'd hit that bench.

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    They are small holes too. :P

    <Insert Asian Joke Here>

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    They are small holes too. :P

    <Insert Asian Joke Here>[/b]
    I was waiting for that :lol:

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    I was waiting for that :lol:[/b]
    I was waiting for somebody to post one too. :P

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    so i was chillin like a villain...

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