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    This gave me a few mins of laugh

    <mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
    <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
    <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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    I actually know an emo joke !


    Why would it be cool to have an emo lawn ?

    It would cutt itself

    XD

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    wow that was almost original XP

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    This gave me a few mins of laugh

    <mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
    <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
    <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?[/b]
    ahaha

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    I actually know an emo joke !
    Why would it be cool to have an emo lawn ?

    It would cutt itself

    XD[/b]
    a joke is no longer funny when its overused <_<

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    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
    BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
    BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
    BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
    BlackAdder> IN FACT
    BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
    BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
    BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
    *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
    *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    CRCError> right
    heartless> Right.
    r3v> right


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    http://bash.org/?top
    http://bash.org/?top2

    All the top ones there :P

    I can&#39;t believe you lot are buzzin over this site lol, it&#39;s been up for AGES

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    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
    BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
    BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
    BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
    BlackAdder> IN FACT
    BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
    BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
    BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
    *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
    *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    CRCError> right
    heartless> Right.
    r3v> right[/b]
    LMAO. authority supremacy o.o;

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    http://bash.org/?top
    http://bash.org/?top2

    All the top ones there :P

    I can&#39;t believe you lot are buzzin over this site lol, it&#39;s been up for AGES[/b]
    something doesnt have to be new to be buzzed over going over old things that u found funny is just as funny as goin over them the first time in some cases

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    <anamexis> oh man
    <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
    <anamexis> and it exploded
    <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
    <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
    <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

    ^_^

    <_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
    <foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
    <foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
    <foniks`> whatd u think they&#39;d say?
    <FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

    I laughed so hard at that one :lol:

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    Miau Oo

    <Pulits> So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist.
    <Maltos> Why the fuck I have the impression this is going to be nasty?
    <Pulits> They&#39;re all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!"
    <Pulits> And everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!"
    <Pulits> Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!"
    <Maltos> Ok dude this is sick.
    <Pulits> Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!"
    <Maltos> Jesus leave the cat alone!
    <Pulits> So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!"
    <Pulits> Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!"
    <Maltos> What does the masochist says, then?
    <Pulits> "Miau."
    <Maltos> HAHAHAHA. XD

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    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don&#39;t see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don&#39;t f*ck with me bitch, I&#39;m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don&#39;t ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik&#39;s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it&#39;s getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?
    --------------
    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I&#39;m ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I&#39;m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

    <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
    <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
    <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao


    <MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
    <goatboy> what?
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> er?
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> and?
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> ...
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> i dont get it
    <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
    <goatboy> bastard

    <studdud> what the fuck is wtf

    <scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You&#39;re next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals


    <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it&#39;d go all the way from A to Z
    <JonTG> wait, shit



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    <Nudger> The Internet is great, but the best thing it&#39;s ever done is when a bored schoolfriend of mine set the school&#39;s website&#39;s background to Goatse.
    * Antifreez sighs
    <Antifreez> So many memories attached to that song.
    <Nudger> It was so great when the IT teacher opened the page on a huge projection screen, and without looking at it, said "We, shall be attemping THIS, boys!"
    <Nudger> I swear, I was almost sick from laughing.

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    rofl, these things are awesome :lol:

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