Now before I even start this aint copy and pasted from my emails I actually typed this one out myself!
A young girl goes into a sweet shop, she ask the owner for a mixture of sweets and he then asks
"Hello and what is your name?"
She reply's
"Rose"
The shopowner then ask's
"Oh that's a pretty name, and why did your mummy call you that?"
The girl replys
"When I was in my mummy's tummy a rose fell on her tummy and she called me after that"
With that she leaves the shop as another young child enters. Again the child asks for a mixture of sweets and again he asks for the childs name. This time the young girl replys
"My name is Lilly , because when I was in my mummy's tummy a lilly feel on it and she called me after that"
And with saying this she walks out of the shop.
A few minets later a highly deformed child that looked like the elephant man enters the shop. With a horrid lisp he asks for a mixture of sweets. Again the shop keepers ask the deforem child his name, he replyed
"Breezeblock"
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