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    Now before I even start this aint copy and pasted from my emails I actually typed this one out myself!


    A young girl goes into a sweet shop, she ask the owner for a mixture of sweets and he then asks

    "Hello and what is your name?"

    She reply's

    "Rose"

    The shopowner then ask's

    "Oh that's a pretty name, and why did your mummy call you that?"

    The girl replys

    "When I was in my mummy's tummy a rose fell on her tummy and she called me after that"

    With that she leaves the shop as another young child enters. Again the child asks for a mixture of sweets and again he asks for the childs name. This time the young girl replys

    "My name is Lilly , because when I was in my mummy's tummy a lilly feel on it and she called me after that"

    And with saying this she walks out of the shop.

    A few minets later a highly deformed child that looked like the elephant man enters the shop. With a horrid lisp he asks for a mixture of sweets. Again the shop keepers ask the deforem child his name, he replyed


    "Breezeblock"

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    Now before I even start this aint copy and pasted from my emails I actually typed this one out myself!
    A young girl goes into a sweet shop, she ask the owner for a mixture of sweets and he then asks

    "Hello and what is your name?"

    She reply's

    "Rose"

    The shopowner then ask's

    "Oh that's a pretty name, and why did your mummy call you that?"

    The girl replys

    "When I was in my mummy's tummy a rose fell on her tummy and she called me after that"

    With that she leaves the shop as another young child enters. Again the child asks for a mixture of sweets and again he asks for the childs name. This time the young girl replys

    "My name is Lilly , because when I was in my mummy's tummy a lilly feel on it and she called me after that"

    And with saying this she walks out of the shop.

    A few minets later a highly deformed child that looked like the elephant man enters the shop. With a horrid lisp he asks for a mixture of sweets. Again the shop keepers ask the deforem child his name, he replyed
    "Breezeblock"[/b]
    I don't get it... :unsure:

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    This is a Breeze block


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    LOL she got hit in the stomach with a block :lol:

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    i thought it was a guy

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    euheuheuhe

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    LoLL

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    You guys are so dumb! But that's why i love you all!


    Woot, Felix! you still have some catching up to do though!

    Me, the popular guy demands more jokes!

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    blocks FTW!

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    i didn't get it at first either..never heard of a breezeblock...lol

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    Well there is a cinder block

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    Well there is a cinder block[/b]

    Nope Breeze Block, it's an English joke!

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    I&#39;m translating for the noobs <_<

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    I&#39;m translating for the noobs <_<[/b]

    Can they actually read? :blink:

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    i dont get it too =( make a german version :P

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