Post the best pick up line you have! <3

[arko]

i&#39;m just sittin here bored no one offering me my dd fp+6 <3 so i was thinkin of some funny convos i had with my buddies from old school. what would you say to a smokin pants tightening chick at the bar? what&#39;s the line that&#39;ll get you sum? try this one <3


my buddy told me this one.. so next time u see some nice ass, go up to her <3

"hey good looking, how&#39;s it going? whoa i noticed something kool! you have black hair and so do i so..you wanna fuck?"





gg <3 lets hear some from the hot shots out there xD

[5DollahSuckySucky]

hi, how are you

[Ruthvik2.0]

your hot get naked :S

[Dro]

...so what were you telling me about a free blow job? .... what you mean we weren&#39;t talking? then how do I know your name Karen?... your name is not Karen? Uhm interesting. *looks away

*looks back

Wanna be Karen tonight?

[camaz0tz]

how you doooooin?

[razzy]

...so what were you telling me about a free blow job? .... what you mean we weren&#39;t talking? then how do I know your name Karen?... your name is not Karen? Uhm interesting. *looks away

*looks back

Wanna be Karen tonight?[/b]

LMAO

greatness

:lol:

[PatricioRey]

Pick up lines are for loosers...

Just go with the flow ...

[J]

Hi, wanna fuck?

[aligator]

hi, how are you[/b]

how you doooooin?

[/b]

in the reality these are good..
bs like dro&#39;s didnt work (tried )

or.. an easier way:

get into a private fiction party and say: lets fuck.

[phantomlink]

Drug them, then you dont need to worry about a pickup line

[bomb5hell]

but then u need to worry about evidence

[phantomlink]

that can be prevented if your plan it out well enough

or who said anything about her living afterwards h34r:

[Clixs]

hey baby how much does a polar bear way?

i dunno how much?

Enough to break the ice, hi im Sam

[arko]

lol guess ur pickup line then phantom is.... "LOOK OVER THERE! OMg" while the girl looks away.. *drops the pill **whistlee

[Chemical]

One i used a while back;

Hey hottie
- I have a boyfriend.
Huh? Since when did we start dating then?
- the girl laughs and thinks you&#39;re pretty funy