Post the best pick up line you have! <3

[UsedFromDiez]

Guy:Hey
Girl:Hi
Guy:Im having a party and I wanna invite you
Girl:Where is it
Guy:Its in my pants
(dodgeball ftw)
or

Guy:Hey wanna see a trouser snake?
Girl:Ooh whats a trouser snake?
Guy:Come to my house and find out I have one
(jay and silent bob ftw)

[aligator]

Guy:Hey
Girl:Hi
Guy:Im having a party and I wanna invite you
Girl:Where is it
Guy:Its in my pants

or

Guy:Hey wanna see a trouser snake?
Girl:Ooh whats a trouser snake?
Guy:Come to my house and find out I have one
(jay and silent bob ftw)[/b]

thats why that one will never, really NEVER work.. h34r:

[kennyburger]

what has 100 teeth and holds back a giant[/b]

My zipper
h34r:

[EastonLemon]

This thread makes me lol.. I dont knwo if its serious or not because i havent read most of it but..

Pick up lines actually DONT help you get girls.. They actually do more harm than good.

Just be yourself and talk to them like humans. If that doesnt work then obviously she isnt intrested.

[LithiumBunny12]

Guy:Hey
Girl:Hi
Guy:Im having a party and I wanna invite you
Girl:Where is it
Guy:Its in my pants

or

Guy:Hey wanna see a trouser snake?
Girl:Ooh whats a trouser snake?
Guy:Come to my house and find out I have one
(jay and silent bob ftw)[/b]

atleast quote the first one from dodgeball

[arko]

Dancing move to a hottie and go!

Guy : Excuse me, yes, you. You know what?

Girl : huh?

Guy : Just to let you know, you&#39;re suppose to dance to the beat.

Then you book it if she doesn&#39;t react well!!

[Cammers91]

Hi , Im Dead Good Looking I Just Dont Know Whats A Matter With Your Eyes