Post your favorite Quotes

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"trialmoderator2 is a bitch"

[killer2675]

"trialmoderator2 is a bitch"[/b]

i think thats the quote of the week right there.

[The_Real_PlodeZ]

I need to B my L on someone's T's

[aligator]

Arguing with Cama is like tap dancing in a mine field, fucking funny watching someone else doing it but bloody painfull if you end up being the one doing it.[/b]

[Lev0]

moe check my sig

[Dro]

I need to Blow my Load on someone's Taa Taa's[/b]

Am I right? If so, Geez... you are one horny moderator. Even hornier than Majix I dare say.

[Darki]

is it just me or does the "boner" look fake ?[/b]

why u think so?
if u masturbate alot, ur dick is 'growing', cuz its regular muscle [/b]

[cizia]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him “Sum Ting Wong”.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

[giga]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him “Sum Ting Wong”.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.[/b]

those are jokes not quotes :S

[gimmecookiesnao]

those are jokes not quotes :S[/b]

still funny nonetheless xD

[aligator]

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian[/b]

OWNAGE

[C4pt4iN]

just the funny ones

look at my signature, or search for dro's posts.

[amaury007]

just the funny ones

look at my signature, or search for dro's posts.[/b]

WTF is Dro mexican?? We all have a little fag inside XD

[cizia]

those are jokes not quotes :S[/b]

they were said by someone, doesn't it make them funny quotes?

[aligator]

just the funny ones

look at my signature, or search for dro's posts.[/b]

Only understood the word "Maricon"