I will help you. You ask yourself, "How can a miserable fool like Psy help me?" Tough Love. Send me a question, or ask for advice through PM, and I'll post for everyone to see with my advice.
My first question comes from Parasitic:
Dear Parasitic,What can I do to improve my life? I work a blue collar job and don't know how I'm going to get into the college I want to attend by this time next year. Help please[/b]
Blue collar, eh? I can offer several sets of advice.
1: Student loans. An old Jewish proverb says, "Education spent in silver will pay dividends of gold." However, the Jewish were the ones who propagated circumcision ritual. Sick fucks.
2: Sell all of your worldly possessions. In another thread I read you weren't going to need your computer for another 3 weeks. Hock that piece of shit and go cold turkey. If you plan on writing papers, you can do it the same way your future professors did, typewriting.
3: 18 credits at a public college is as low as 4K a semester. Build up some transfer credits and your GPA and you can transfer to any college you want. There's nothing wrong about starting at a public college, but getting your degree at one is another story. If you can't save up 4k, then you are an epic failure not fit to live
4: Since you're working blue collar, I suspect you go out and party with friends or drink by yourself to relieve the built up stress from having to work only to get a good chunk of your paycheck given to some lazy crackwhore in Philadelphia who is already supported by 6 child support checks. Save the money you would have spent on booze and pot, let the stress build up inside you. Get a girlfriend, have her relieve the stress. If it fails to fulfill her duties, you could always use it as a punching bag (Or invest a little bit of the money in Yoga classes. I suspect you'll be as miserable as you were during college: after college)
5: Student loans invested in education disappear after you die. What does this mean? If you get stressed out over having to pay, then just kill yourself for an easy way out.
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