rich man poor man talk to eachother
its both of thier anniversary with thier wives

poor man says to rich man what did u get ur wife
rich man says i got her a diamond ring and a new car

poor man says why did u get her the two

rich man says if she dont like the ring she can get in the car take it back and she will still be happy

rich man asks poor man what di u get ur wife

The poor man replied i got her a pair of slippers and a vibrator

whyd u get her those the rich man asked

the poor man said if she dont like the slippers she can go kuck herself

:S heard that somewher i lieked it
anyone got any others ^^