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SEMEN ALLERGY? WTF?!?!?!?

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    I think you suck at sex, figuratively speaking, and your girlfriend is using that stuff as an excuse to avoid it.[/b]
    something dro knows all about

    btw how do u suck at sex figuratively? lol

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    something dro knows all about

    btw how do u suck at sex figuratively? lol[/b]
    ask dro.

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    LOL i'm sorry but i found this topic really funny and weird that a guy would ask a bunch of gamers about this issue xD

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    LOL i'm sorry but i found this topic really funny and weird that a guy would ask a bunch of gamers about this issue xD[/b]
    You're not the only one Sir.

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    1st time that I read something about semen allergy ._.[/b]
    +1... Never even heard of this. But im sure Google has many ideas .

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    aww that cant be any fun :P

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    LOL i'm sorry but i found this topic really funny and weird that a guy would ask a bunch of gamers about this issue xD[/b]
    fortunately we gamers do more than play games almost all day, eat junkfood while doing so, and gain weight. occasionaly we discover that masturbating to porn the other two hours out of the day we aren't gaming isn't satisfying, so the opposite sex (or same sex, for the gays amongst us) pops into the picture. remember... there is someone for everyone... regardless of how screwed up in the head (or crotch) a person may be.

    btw, Dro, put the damn binoculars down!

    condoms... we've both been tested and we're clean. also, my lady can't get pregnant and doesn't like condoms. you all know the saying, "damned if you do. damned if you don't."

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    so?
    you cant have unprotected sex and you cant jizz on her, not really such a bad thing..

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    wow first time hearing.. how unlucky of you :S

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    pull out and jizz on a towel?

    i mean thers precum but thats on u atleast a condom..

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    Aww that blows.. I mean swallows.. I mean sucks.. :lol:
    Just wear a condom or shoot your juices elsewhere

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    something dro knows all about

    btw how do u suck at sex figuratively? lol[/b]
    Figuratively:
    Based on or making use of figures of speech; metaphorical.

    He could literally suck in sex, as in "sucking her off", but I'm saying that he's probably really bad at it. Fail. Sucks.

    Why are you always after me?!

    Aww that blows.. I mean swallows.. I mean sucks.. :lol:
    Just wear a condom or shoot your juices elsewhere[/b]
    Juices? Is he shooting 8 ropers or what? :blink:

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    so?
    you cant have unprotected sex and you cant jizz on her, not really such a bad thing..[/b]
    she likes the cum in her, not on her or anywhere else (i wish she would swallow ), so it's just going to be an uphill battle all the way until she doesn't feel it burn anymore.

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    hahahaha this turned kinda gross i'm not gonna lie...next thing you know a girl will post in here saying, "ewwww how can any girl like cum inside of her" rofl

    Anways, she does realize that eventually its going to drip out right? lol

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    what a wonderful topic to discuss in a forum with 15 year old children!

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