sooo...jokes?

[Chemical]

a old lady is singel and wants a male to live the rest off her days with.
she writes a contact advertisment on the internet.

old lovly lady seeking a man
that doesnt run awat
doesnt hit me
and must be good in bed

** 3 days later**

doorbell rings and she sees a old man in a wheelchair
with no arms and no legs.

she says u really think u are the person im looking for?
he answers:
i dont have legs i cannot run away
i dont have arms i can never hit u

and she is like yeah that right and she ask how are u in bed??

he answers i ringed the bell didnt i[/b]

good game!

[aligator]

Arabian guy at the american border:
- Name?
- Ahmed
- Sex?
- Twice a day
- No, no. Male, Female?
- Male, Female, sometimes camel[/b]

\Oo?

check the other pages plz

[0000000]

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"

[Trii]

lmfao!!!! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

A few here,

What do you do if you see a Pakistani man running around in your back garden, screaming, covered in blood, holding his hip?
First, you control your breathing, you slow you're heartrate, you compose yourself... then re-aim.

What's better than winning gold in the parapalympics?
... Being able to walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
... Being raped.

A man was found Thymes (London River) in a crochless thong, corset, fishnets, covered in make up and a England Top, New Scotland Yard removed the England Top to avoid any embarrasment for the family.

I got lots more lol.[/b]

i have a better ending to this one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm

[aligator]

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"[/b]

-.-

[DarK]

(sry girls)

Why are girls so bad a driving?












































































Cause theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom ;(

[LadyTorr]

(sry girls)

Why are girls so bad a driving?
Cause theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom ;([/b]

LOL *smack* :P

Feature of a Elevator:

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked his Father what this was and the father (never having seen an elevator) replied, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an oversized older lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and an extremely attractive 24 year old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young blonde, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

[Centurian]

A boy asks his father "Dad, whats the difference between hypothically and reality?"

His father replies, "Well son this is best illustrated by example. Go ask your mother if she would fuck the mailman for a million dollars?"

So the boy goes and asks his mother to which she replies "Hell yes I would"

So the boy reports the response back to his father who tells him "Now go ask your sister if she would fuck her principal for a million dollars?"

So away the boy goes and gets the same answer "Hell yeah I would"

So the boy tells his father what his sister said, to which his father responds "Well there you have it son, hypothetically we are millionaires, but in reality we are living with a couple of sluts"

[bLaO]

A boy asks his father "Dad, whats the difference between hypothically and reality?"

His father replies, "Well son this is best illustrated by example. Go ask your mother if she would fuck the mailman for a million dollars?"

So the boy goes and asks his mother to which she replies "Hell yes I would"

So the boy reports the response back to his father who tells him "Now go ask your sister if she would fuck her principal for a million dollars?"

So away the boy goes and gets the same answer "Hell yeah I would"

So the boy tells his father what his sister said, to which his father responds "Well there you have it son, hypothetically we are millionaires, but in reality we are living with a couple of sluts"[/b]

haha u saved my boring afternoon