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    A Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.

    Andreea Vlad, 16, from Falticeni in eastern Romania, initially told doctors she had slipped and swallowed the seven inch toothbrush.
    But when medical staff carried out examinations they realised she had no scratches or cuts on her throat backing up her claim she had fallen.

    When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film.
    A spokesman for the county hospital in Suceava where she was treated said: 'This girl is very lucky. She did not suffer any internal damage because of the toothbrush, but things could have been much worse for her.'

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...86&in_page_id=2

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    Should use a real penis to practise deep throating.

    Hmm.

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    asian penis is not good practice

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    Keke...brits aren't good for practice either:

    In the Chartham survey the smallest organs in the various nationality groups were as follows: English - 2.75 inches, West German - 3.5 inches, Negro - 4 inches, French 3.5 inches, Danish - 5 inches, American - 3.5 inches and Swedish - 5 inches.
    <3 cyrus

    Those figures are of the flaccid state, of course. Asians are smaller by only 0.5 inches to caucasians on average in the erected state....Although I still think toothbrushes are no solution.

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    Just accept the truth, asians have tiny dicks. And im not english by ethnicity :P

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    =( whats wrong with small penis huh?

    RAINE HUH? HUH HUH HUH?

    SAY IT

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    Originally posted by h3h3h3
    Just accept the truth, asians have tiny dicks. And im not english by ethnicity :P
    So by theory you have half a small penis?

    Yubeh, there's nothing wrong with small penises, it's just that certain people are inferior about it. xD

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    okay =(

    I thought u were anti-small penises..I am sorry

    <3 Raineh

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    My penis is like a fire hose

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    Originally posted by Festo
    My penis is like a fire hose
    Rolled up? :unsure:

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    ROFL

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    Originally posted by Desi+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Desi)</div>
    <!--QuoteBegin-Festo
    My penis is like a fire hose
    Rolled up? :unsure:[/b]
    What ever floats your boat

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    Originally posted by Festo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Festo)</div>
    Originally posted by Desi@
    <!--QuoteBegin-Festo

    My penis is like a fire hose


    Rolled up? :unsure:
    What ever floats your boat[/b]
    Not sure about your penis but your balls looks tucked up like a vagina...

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    Raineh knows it all oO

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    Originally posted by Festo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Festo)</div>
    Originally posted by Desi@
    <!--QuoteBegin-Festo

    My penis is like a fire hose


    Rolled up? :unsure:
    What ever floats your boat[/b]
    My boat has holes.

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